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Saxon Walker
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I do not consent.

I can fold a fitted sheet. I'm a wizard. You must listen to me.

Remo Williams isn't the hero we want, he's the hero we need.

Lexington Hotel. Room 1432.
Oh come on. They’re doing plenty. Those fundraising texts and emails aren’t sending themselves.
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
FIFA execs and associates have been indicted by DOJ for corruption in the past. This dude knows what's up.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Your periodic reminder that multiple members of FIFA and associated businesses were indicted and convicted of bribery related to the Qatar Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Maybe they can do an "audit" like AZ did. Or is it possible they learned that embarrassing themselves by hiring essentially a FL cable repairman to do an election audit wasn't such a great idea.
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
FIFA is a disgusting and corrupt organization. And that was true long before this. The games are amazing to watch, but I just don't think I can this time.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That is no small part of the reason he'll never release them in any meaningful form.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They’ll be really pissed when ‘Bama is left out of the Post-Secondary Education Handegg Single Elimination Tournament.
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Right after they asked why their parents drive in the parkway and park on the driveway.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Even a place like Tuscaloosa, where there’s huge college football stadium, has a Democrat mayor. I think Miami has a Republican mayor at the moment but probably won’t by the summer.
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
In a way that would make Bernie Madoff blush.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m beginning to suspect that FIFA may not be the most ethically run organization.
a man says " no one saw this coming " while holding a cell phone
ALT: a man says " no one saw this coming " while holding a cell phone
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They elected a democrat in 2023 after something like 30 years of republicans. Despite all the GOP gibberish, the murder rate dropped in half since then.

Kind of ironic. It also rains on most wedding days.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Texas and Florida certainly have money. But their cities are blue (Houston and Dallas are already host cities).

The idea is preposterous just on logistics. I guess they could hold the games in college football stadiums, but those towns don’t have supporting businesses for that many visitors.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Four of the 11 host cities are already in Red States (Atlanta, Dallas, Houston, and KC). Five if you count Philly, which is in a state Trump won twice.

But she said “blue cities”. Given that pretty much all cities are blue, are they proposing holding games in cow pastures?
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You know if I was a geopolitical adversary of the US, I’d probably want the population to be disease ridden and poor.

Maybe that’s relevant somehow.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m surprised Cotton didn’t ask if the hypothetical drug dealers were brown.
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The ACA was passed over 15 years ago. Trump is wrapping up his 5th year in office. They don’t have a plan, they never will have a plan, and they don’t GAF..
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They had a record shutdown and didn’t bother working for weeks at a time.
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM