Chad Werner
@sc00terboy.bsky.social
Turns out, I was but one pandemic away from a mohawk.
Well, to paraphrase @dillingerfour.bsky.social from a simpler time, “MIKELINDELLISAMETAPHOR”. He is our times. He is every problem we care about in human form. He is running for governor. I can’t wait for it because I get to vote in this one, and I am addicted to the shitshow. #mn #politcs #help
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Well, to paraphrase @dillingerfour.bsky.social from a simpler time, “MIKELINDELLISAMETAPHOR”. He is our times. He is every problem we care about in human form. He is running for governor. I can’t wait for it because I get to vote in this one, and I am addicted to the shitshow. #mn #politcs #help
YOU believe me, don’t you?
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
YOU believe me, don’t you?
Wait, though, I get in free whenever I like, right?
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wait, though, I get in free whenever I like, right?
JOKE’S ON YOU. NO HABLA MEXICAN!
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JOKE’S ON YOU. NO HABLA MEXICAN!
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “MINOR” AND “MINER”?
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “MINOR” AND “MINER”?
NO ONE EATS STAMPS. COME ON.
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
NO ONE EATS STAMPS. COME ON.
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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YOU’D NEVER THROW A SANDWICH AT ME, WOULD YOU? Missed a spot.
August 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
YOU’D NEVER THROW A SANDWICH AT ME, WOULD YOU? Missed a spot.
THEY’RE EATING THE PETS… THER’RE THROWING THE SANDWICHES. LAWLESS ANIMALS ALL!
August 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
THEY’RE EATING THE PETS… THER’RE THROWING THE SANDWICHES. LAWLESS ANIMALS ALL!
YEAH BUT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT I DID FOR COKE?
August 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
YEAH BUT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT I DID FOR COKE?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
August 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
FINALLY! SHE GETS IT. AM I RIGHT, FOLKS?
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
FINALLY! SHE GETS IT. AM I RIGHT, FOLKS?
MY FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THOUGH. HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT KID WHO MOWS MY YARD?
August 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
MY FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THOUGH. HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT KID WHO MOWS MY YARD?
I’M NOT AUTOCRAT YOU ARE.
August 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’M NOT AUTOCRAT YOU ARE.
August 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If all I do is post pictures of good #sandwiches, it will be enough. #foodsky @stephaniemarch.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If all I do is post pictures of good #sandwiches, it will be enough. #foodsky @stephaniemarch.bsky.social
I would like address these true rumors that Coca Cola is unamerican…
July 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I would like address these true rumors that Coca Cola is unamerican…