Chad Werner
@sc00terboy.bsky.social
Turns out, I was but one pandemic away from a mohawk.
YOU believe me, don’t you?
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
YOU believe me, don’t you?
Wait, though, I get in free whenever I like, right?
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wait, though, I get in free whenever I like, right?
JOKE’S ON YOU. NO HABLA MEXICAN!
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JOKE’S ON YOU. NO HABLA MEXICAN!
What is this witchcraft?!
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What is this witchcraft?!
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “MINOR” AND “MINER”?
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “MINOR” AND “MINER”?
NO ONE EATS STAMPS. COME ON.
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
NO ONE EATS STAMPS. COME ON.
It’s all about how one rises to the occasion. You know not when not giving frack will be important, but you will recognize it when you see it.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s all about how one rises to the occasion. You know not when not giving frack will be important, but you will recognize it when you see it.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
YOU’D NEVER THROW A SANDWICH AT ME, WOULD YOU? Missed a spot.
August 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
YOU’D NEVER THROW A SANDWICH AT ME, WOULD YOU? Missed a spot.
THEY’RE EATING THE PETS… THER’RE THROWING THE SANDWICHES. LAWLESS ANIMALS ALL!
August 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
THEY’RE EATING THE PETS… THER’RE THROWING THE SANDWICHES. LAWLESS ANIMALS ALL!