Scott
@sc0ttify.bsky.social
Seeking asylum from Elon’s Musk 🤢 Oi/You
“Shall I re read this letter to you”
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Shall I re read this letter to you”
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Was giving off Sir Norman Fry vibes with his little piece of paper with a fake story written on it
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was giving off Sir Norman Fry vibes with his little piece of paper with a fake story written on it
🎵 I was born sick
But I love it
Command me to be well
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen
TAKE ME TO CHURCH! 🎶
But I love it
Command me to be well
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen
TAKE ME TO CHURCH! 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
🎵 I was born sick
But I love it
Command me to be well
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen
TAKE ME TO CHURCH! 🎶
But I love it
Command me to be well
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen
TAKE ME TO CHURCH! 🎶
That’s assuming they have reflections
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
That’s assuming they have reflections
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
New lodger for the next week or so.
She seems to find the penguin toy a lot more enjoyable than the dog we bought it for.
She seems to find the penguin toy a lot more enjoyable than the dog we bought it for.
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
New lodger for the next week or so.
She seems to find the penguin toy a lot more enjoyable than the dog we bought it for.
She seems to find the penguin toy a lot more enjoyable than the dog we bought it for.
Policy is clearly defined. Social engineering of outrage about a non-issue. He would’ve been booted for wearing a Brighton shirt and not covering it up.
Madness that you can’t wear a football shirt to a game of football these days, but it’s rules he would’ve known about when putting that shirt on
Madness that you can’t wear a football shirt to a game of football these days, but it’s rules he would’ve known about when putting that shirt on
August 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Policy is clearly defined. Social engineering of outrage about a non-issue. He would’ve been booted for wearing a Brighton shirt and not covering it up.
Madness that you can’t wear a football shirt to a game of football these days, but it’s rules he would’ve known about when putting that shirt on
Madness that you can’t wear a football shirt to a game of football these days, but it’s rules he would’ve known about when putting that shirt on
With everything happening in the US at the moment, I’m reminded of something I once heard from a great war time leader.
August 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
With everything happening in the US at the moment, I’m reminded of something I once heard from a great war time leader.
Just a company enforcing the rules that they clearly state on the website and would undoubtedly be on the ticket. Would’ve been banned if it was any other football shirt.
Of all the things on the subject of Palestine to be offended by, this isn’t one of them.
Of all the things on the subject of Palestine to be offended by, this isn’t one of them.
August 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Just a company enforcing the rules that they clearly state on the website and would undoubtedly be on the ticket. Would’ve been banned if it was any other football shirt.
Of all the things on the subject of Palestine to be offended by, this isn’t one of them.
Of all the things on the subject of Palestine to be offended by, this isn’t one of them.
Me: I fancy some more of those Richmond vegan slices
@sainsburys.bsky.social: especially for you, that’s 4p more than everyone else
🤣
@sainsburys.bsky.social: especially for you, that’s 4p more than everyone else
🤣
August 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me: I fancy some more of those Richmond vegan slices
@sainsburys.bsky.social: especially for you, that’s 4p more than everyone else
🤣
@sainsburys.bsky.social: especially for you, that’s 4p more than everyone else
🤣
Wayne Hennessey goes from “Goalkeeping Great” to “Wales’ most capped goalkeeper” in the space of a few hours… bit harsh, BBC Sport
July 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Wayne Hennessey goes from “Goalkeeping Great” to “Wales’ most capped goalkeeper” in the space of a few hours… bit harsh, BBC Sport
Just got Ai to re-write stairway to heaven by Led Zeppelin 🤣
April 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Just got Ai to re-write stairway to heaven by Led Zeppelin 🤣
If you see this, post something orange
April 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
If you see this, post something orange
Repost with a photo of a seafront/shoreline/beach that you took.
April 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Repost with a photo of a seafront/shoreline/beach that you took.
When you try your best to perform a Nazi salute but can’t overcome the wanker’s cramp
March 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
When you try your best to perform a Nazi salute but can’t overcome the wanker’s cramp
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
Authoritarianism, by the textbook.
Restrict people’s ability to learn and grow independently. push them into institutions that will only spread the approved propaganda of the regime.
Restrict people’s ability to learn and grow independently. push them into institutions that will only spread the approved propaganda of the regime.
March 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Authoritarianism, by the textbook.
Restrict people’s ability to learn and grow independently. push them into institutions that will only spread the approved propaganda of the regime.
Restrict people’s ability to learn and grow independently. push them into institutions that will only spread the approved propaganda of the regime.
The future seems very bleak indeed if this survey is anything to go by. Makes for some horrific reading of how minds are being warped into this “positive discrimination is holding me down” BS
metro.co.uk/2025/01/27/g...
metro.co.uk/2025/01/27/g...
January 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The future seems very bleak indeed if this survey is anything to go by. Makes for some horrific reading of how minds are being warped into this “positive discrimination is holding me down” BS
metro.co.uk/2025/01/27/g...
metro.co.uk/2025/01/27/g...
United go 1-0 then red card and pegged back to 1-1. Arsenal penalty saved and now extra time.
It’s Villa Park ‘99 all over again. Who’s getting their chest rug out?
#ARSMUN
It’s Villa Park ‘99 all over again. Who’s getting their chest rug out?
#ARSMUN
January 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
United go 1-0 then red card and pegged back to 1-1. Arsenal penalty saved and now extra time.
It’s Villa Park ‘99 all over again. Who’s getting their chest rug out?
#ARSMUN
It’s Villa Park ‘99 all over again. Who’s getting their chest rug out?
#ARSMUN
Liz Truss: “Don’t say I crashed the UK economy”
Ok, so show us how you grabbed the UK economy and choked the life out of it
Ok, so show us how you grabbed the UK economy and choked the life out of it
January 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Liz Truss: “Don’t say I crashed the UK economy”
Ok, so show us how you grabbed the UK economy and choked the life out of it
Ok, so show us how you grabbed the UK economy and choked the life out of it