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Scott
@sc0ttify.bsky.social
Seeking asylum from Elon’s Musk 🤢 Oi/You
“Shall I re read this letter to you”
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Dalot for Dorgu. Could’ve happened much later
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The “the thing I said that wasn’t ‘maliciously’ racist is not for you to comment on due to the racist programming you put out and so is somehow equivalent” defence is a bit of an odd choice
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Was giving off Sir Norman Fry vibes with his little piece of paper with a fake story written on it
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
To distract my employer from the investment they made to pay off my previous investors, I used to dance like the cool guy from Happy Days.

It was a Fonzie scheme
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I had to give up on my story about lassi’s adventures in the local cucumber patch.

I couldn’t get over my raita’s block
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Kind of like the Dean Koontz books, but better
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Motion to update their pronouns to He/Haw…
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Not seeing much TBF so must not be following those accounts.

This no plan B thing Amorim has going on is so frustrating though.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
50% the original size, 75% of the original cost

It’s the Creme Egg effect
a man in a suit is holding two cadbury creme eggs
ALT: a man in a suit is holding two cadbury creme eggs
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Gotta whip up a quick investigation that can’t be compromised by the releasing of the Epstein Files.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
That’s assuming they have reflections
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
By the time you’ve nearly finished, there’s been a coup and they’ve got another new leader, so you have to start again?
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Does the AI in this case stand for “Absolutely Inebriated”?
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can’t you just let pie-wrongs be bygones?
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The most polarising man in the World talking about magnets. Seems apt
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM