Scott
@sc0ttify.bsky.social
Seeking asylum from Elon’s Musk 🤢 Oi/You
“Shall I re read this letter to you”
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Shall I re read this letter to you”
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Dalot for Dorgu. Could’ve happened much later
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dalot for Dorgu. Could’ve happened much later
The “the thing I said that wasn’t ‘maliciously’ racist is not for you to comment on due to the racist programming you put out and so is somehow equivalent” defence is a bit of an odd choice
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The “the thing I said that wasn’t ‘maliciously’ racist is not for you to comment on due to the racist programming you put out and so is somehow equivalent” defence is a bit of an odd choice
Was giving off Sir Norman Fry vibes with his little piece of paper with a fake story written on it
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was giving off Sir Norman Fry vibes with his little piece of paper with a fake story written on it
To distract my employer from the investment they made to pay off my previous investors, I used to dance like the cool guy from Happy Days.
It was a Fonzie scheme
It was a Fonzie scheme
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
To distract my employer from the investment they made to pay off my previous investors, I used to dance like the cool guy from Happy Days.
It was a Fonzie scheme
It was a Fonzie scheme
I had to give up on my story about lassi’s adventures in the local cucumber patch.
I couldn’t get over my raita’s block
I couldn’t get over my raita’s block
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I had to give up on my story about lassi’s adventures in the local cucumber patch.
I couldn’t get over my raita’s block
I couldn’t get over my raita’s block
Kind of like the Dean Koontz books, but better
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Kind of like the Dean Koontz books, but better
Motion to update their pronouns to He/Haw…
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Motion to update their pronouns to He/Haw…
Not seeing much TBF so must not be following those accounts.
This no plan B thing Amorim has going on is so frustrating though.
This no plan B thing Amorim has going on is so frustrating though.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not seeing much TBF so must not be following those accounts.
This no plan B thing Amorim has going on is so frustrating though.
This no plan B thing Amorim has going on is so frustrating though.
50% the original size, 75% of the original cost
It’s the Creme Egg effect
It’s the Creme Egg effect
a man in a suit is holding two cadbury creme eggs
ALT: a man in a suit is holding two cadbury creme eggs
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
50% the original size, 75% of the original cost
It’s the Creme Egg effect
It’s the Creme Egg effect
Gotta whip up a quick investigation that can’t be compromised by the releasing of the Epstein Files.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Gotta whip up a quick investigation that can’t be compromised by the releasing of the Epstein Files.
That’s assuming they have reflections
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
That’s assuming they have reflections
By the time you’ve nearly finished, there’s been a coup and they’ve got another new leader, so you have to start again?
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
By the time you’ve nearly finished, there’s been a coup and they’ve got another new leader, so you have to start again?
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Does the AI in this case stand for “Absolutely Inebriated”?
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Does the AI in this case stand for “Absolutely Inebriated”?
Can’t you just let pie-wrongs be bygones?
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Can’t you just let pie-wrongs be bygones?
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
The most polarising man in the World talking about magnets. Seems apt
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The most polarising man in the World talking about magnets. Seems apt