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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️
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The cutest and pinkest and eepiest kobold girl to ever live in New England! I talk about kobolds and their dragons a LOT! Sometimes yinglets and goblins, too!
She/fae, 29 and pan!
But I did hear of a tale of a kobold that would screech uncontrollably when put in the snow until they were picked back up! 😮
January 17, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️
in the immediate aftermath you had right wingers trying to get anyone who mocked him fired and now the kids are going around saying"lowkirkuinely" and singing "charlie charlie kirky, i just popped a perc-y." shit turned around so fast. the right cannot win forever, culturally
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️
Because when riots happen in these kinds of situations, they happen when a critical mass of people conclude that the people in charge aren't bothering to fix the problem and that it's up to the people.

If you have good reason to get people to wait you have to give people a reason to trust you.
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The kobolds put ALL of their heart into their gift, so the dragon can't get upset over being gifted Level 1 Rock, Common again for the thousandth time. 😄
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Hehee, that tickles! ☺️

Oh, I mean... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 😱
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Kobolds frown upon regifting, tho. They end up spending the rest of the year searching for the perfect rock to give! 😮
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Yes, of course! All of the kobolds get to pick one (1) shiny from the dragon's treasure hoard! 😮
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 AM