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I draw Very Large Men™ 🏳️‍🌈🔞
1993🍰 | 🐑×🐐 | he🌈 | LA🌴 | [EN/日本語]🆗
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uh oh, who's turning that slider up? if anyone can figure out a way to stop it before it gets any higher, let us know. preferably before EOD, maybe in the next hour if possible. 🕐💪

had some fun with @scapetoast.com's character 🐜👑
April 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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reproduced here with modern digital techniques, this ancient engraving predates the oldest known sheepgoat artifacts by millennia. it is thought to be a diagram of the prehistoric toastbugs' cosmology used for ceremonial or instructional purposes... you could make a religion out of this!
November 10, 2024 at 12:47 AM
wait, could it really have been the same toastbug all along?? is such growth potential really possible?
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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BIG KING... 👑🐜✨
November 10, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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1 LIKE ♥ = 1 PIPETTE DROPLET 💧 (1 nL)
1 SHARE 🔁 = 10 DROPLET 💦 (10 nL)
IGNORE 😭 = NO DROPLET DISPENSED 🥺 (0 nL)
July 19, 2024 at 6:41 PM
my dreams last night were very charged with king toastbug concepts, but unfortunately not in the way that would allow me to recall the specifics... just the impressions of an awful lot of growth
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
good morning; today i think it would be interesting to point out that 🐐 kron typically has a refractory period on the order of ~0-10 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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✨Class Change!✨

Wimp Chimp➡️Barbarian!
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
hot take: i should be 255 lbs
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
thinkin about that rat........ 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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HENRIK is here! 🍻🐀✨

a coworker of kol's, this rat has the appetite of someone who expends at least 10x the effort he does on a good day. he is quite fun to hang with, but supervise him closely if he is given fridge access, and be wary of his tab if you go out.
October 21, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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POV: you invited henrik inside and his ass is NOT leaving
May 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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☕🐀🍩 <- (his ass is not working)
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
original idea do not steal: industrial logistics sim where u are tasked with building increasingly complex fatfur feeding production lines & infrastructure
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
4x toasty 5x scape
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
you saw a slim guy doing the blastoise meme online? that must have been really difficult for you )-: should i call the police?
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
nokia ringtone scapetoast
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'M SICK!!!!!!!! 😩😷
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Goat Dad Asgore
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
a&d singlehandedly carrying an entire dairy farming operation by alternating their milking schedules for 100% uptime 🥛🥴🥛

(facilities aren't set up to handle both of them at the same time yet... throughput issues, etc.)
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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atonement 😩 (or: "if he flex... it's over")
May 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i think it might be... moovember 🐂🐂
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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The jack-o'-lambtern wishes ewe a Happy Halloween 🎃🐑
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
sheepgoat costume ideas:
🐐 gant: sexy vampire 🧛‍♂️🩸
🐏 shon: sexy chef 👨‍🍳🍕
🐏 lant: sexy euclid 🧙‍♂️📐
🐐 kron: sexy vampire (real) 🧛‍♂️🫀
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM