like what, keeping tabs on a simple a&d milking operation? easy. fattening up shon or stu or whoever? nothing to it. but if you're gonna mess with the dark horse you better be fucking prepared 👁️ 👁️

since there is no sheepgoat for scale here, it's worth noting that leyn is my tallest* char, so please adjust your expectations accordingly 📏😩

*(at default size / non-macro / omitting situational exceptions)

Yes. 🗿

Long.........................................

measurements that would leave even the most experienced of tailors at a loss... 👖📏👀

thinking about how 🐎 leyn makes for great contrast with 🐂🐂 a&d across many points. they're all big muscle boys but:
- aesthetic vs mass
- tall vs wide
- thoughtful vs one shared braincell
- gentleman vs bully
- quiet & mysterious vs loud & obnoxious
- hyper hung vs ...Not

matte finish edition (someone gave him a towel 🧣🐴💦🧺)

don't let him get to you... 💢🐐
if you're stressed out, just imagine him naked! it's easy.
this will definitely help, somehow (?)

queued up for after i have fulfilled my holiday obligations this week 😎✨