Scarina’s Vault
@scarinasvault.bsky.social
Licensed funeral director, writer, horror aficionado, photographer.
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Pre-order Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State https://www.through-time.com/products/buried-nj
http://scarina.wordpress.com
https://ko-fi.com/scarinasvault
BEHOLD MY WRAPPED.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
BEHOLD MY WRAPPED.
Let’s do this, I think you’ll be surprised.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Let’s do this, I think you’ll be surprised.
The discussion continues with my best friend:
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The discussion continues with my best friend:
My author copies of my book came early! I’m going to scream, I had no clue they’d be here early. I’m so excited to see you and your copies! They’re beautiful with color photos and glossy pages.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My author copies of my book came early! I’m going to scream, I had no clue they’d be here early. I’m so excited to see you and your copies! They’re beautiful with color photos and glossy pages.
Inslumnational, underground
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Woo!)
Like a million elephants or silverback orangutans
You can't stop the train
Who want some? Don't come unprepared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Better be a household name
Weatherman tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Woo!)
Like a million elephants or silverback orangutans
You can't stop the train
Who want some? Don't come unprepared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Better be a household name
Weatherman tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Inslumnational, underground
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Woo!)
Like a million elephants or silverback orangutans
You can't stop the train
Who want some? Don't come unprepared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Better be a household name
Weatherman tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Woo!)
Like a million elephants or silverback orangutans
You can't stop the train
Who want some? Don't come unprepared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Better be a household name
Weatherman tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
I was obsessed with ancient Egypt when I was little. I loved reading about the mummies and reading this specific book so I became a funeral director. I just think that funerary rites are important.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I was obsessed with ancient Egypt when I was little. I loved reading about the mummies and reading this specific book so I became a funeral director. I just think that funerary rites are important.
This was Jonesy. It took me 2 days to find where the meows were coming from outside my apartment building. I couldn’t afford to care for her so my mom adopted her. She was only 10 when she died of stomach cancer. She was the most affectionate cat my family ever knew.
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This was Jonesy. It took me 2 days to find where the meows were coming from outside my apartment building. I couldn’t afford to care for her so my mom adopted her. She was only 10 when she died of stomach cancer. She was the most affectionate cat my family ever knew.
I wanted to see if any Rifftrax fans had compared the Dirt Witch vs the Grocery Witch & was gifted this terrible, inaccurate AI overview instead.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I wanted to see if any Rifftrax fans had compared the Dirt Witch vs the Grocery Witch & was gifted this terrible, inaccurate AI overview instead.
I spent five minutes making this to remind you that there’s 20 more days until my book drops, SILVER SHAMROCK!
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I spent five minutes making this to remind you that there’s 20 more days until my book drops, SILVER SHAMROCK!
Live footage from the carnage in NYC after Mamdani’s election. There was a meeting of the pigeon committee & I wasn’t invited.
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Live footage from the carnage in NYC after Mamdani’s election. There was a meeting of the pigeon committee & I wasn’t invited.
It’s giving Dwight Schrute’s birthday sign.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s giving Dwight Schrute’s birthday sign.
I could smell the mustard and the onions
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I could smell the mustard and the onions
Finally tried this viral peach ice cream & can report that it’s delicious. I don’t even normally like fruit flavors.
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Finally tried this viral peach ice cream & can report that it’s delicious. I don’t even normally like fruit flavors.
My book drops in less than a month! I’m so nervous & excited. Thanks to everyone who preordered. Don’t panic if you got a shipping alert & no book, they’re still heading to the warehouse for distribution. She’ll be out on 11/28. Here’s link to preorder: www.through-time.com/products/bur...
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My book drops in less than a month! I’m so nervous & excited. Thanks to everyone who preordered. Don’t panic if you got a shipping alert & no book, they’re still heading to the warehouse for distribution. She’ll be out on 11/28. Here’s link to preorder: www.through-time.com/products/bur...
As a New Jersey resident, this story is absolutely bonkers.
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
As a New Jersey resident, this story is absolutely bonkers.
The masculine version of this look is Trent Reznor in “The Perfect Drug” music video. I don’t make the rules.
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The masculine version of this look is Trent Reznor in “The Perfect Drug” music video. I don’t make the rules.
When I was young I got a piece of hard candy that looked just like this picture. It was towards the end of my stash so I was a little desperate. I ate it expecting blue raspberry deliciousness. It was the frostiest, coldest, most brutal sickening mint ever. Who gives mints for Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When I was young I got a piece of hard candy that looked just like this picture. It was towards the end of my stash so I was a little desperate. I ate it expecting blue raspberry deliciousness. It was the frostiest, coldest, most brutal sickening mint ever. Who gives mints for Halloween.
The only cop I’d trust:
October 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The only cop I’d trust:
This is the Washington Irving collection I’ve started reading. He’s a REALLY good writer & I wish I’d read him sooner.
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is the Washington Irving collection I’ve started reading. He’s a REALLY good writer & I wish I’d read him sooner.
How your email finds me:
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
How your email finds me:
This is my pile and I’m utterly insane.
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is my pile and I’m utterly insane.
When is Norman joining the Avengers?
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When is Norman joining the Avengers?
I quote this so much it isn’t even funny. I also love that it’s set near me in Jersey City. This tracks for Jersey City.
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I quote this so much it isn’t even funny. I also love that it’s set near me in Jersey City. This tracks for Jersey City.
Good afternoon.
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Good afternoon.