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So the Louvre got robbed and I still need a manager to unlock the deodorant cabinet at CVS?

OK 😒
I had a dream last night that there was another rich people submersible implosion.
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
It has BOTH. And a gimp suit.
trying to explain how THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS is an interesting exploration of class, racism and inequality to my wife.

“so it’s not about cannibals?”

“oh no, to be clear there ARE cannibals in this film”
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this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!
My worst phase was my Ayn Rand objectivism phase.
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
Read the article, the recedivism rate of those pardoned is bananas.
Christopher Moynihan — a Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump — was arrested for allegedly texting, “I cannot allow this terrorist to live… I will kill him,” about House Leader Hakeem Jeffries. A chilling, unmistakable sign of escalating violence from the right.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Ebbry buddie in de USA rite nowe tryink not to haff nervus brakedown
This is the Washington Irving collection I’ve started reading. He’s a REALLY good writer & I wish I’d read him sooner.
It’s so weird, I’ve spent the last 3 days in the woods & I can still hear loads of insects & most of the leaves are still up. It’s also warm enough in NE PA that I’m wearing a light denim jacket. This isn’t how late autumn is supposed to feel.
If I moved to where Gumby lives and I wanted to open a restaurant would I have to get a liquor license?
Where do the Blockheads fit into god’s plan for us?
PlutoTV has the Rifftrax of the Gumby movie on, I need to smoke a joint. I think this is going to blow my mind.
I think I’m at my “listen to Fleetwood Mac & be sad” level of drunk.
Not trying to be contrarian but my apartment is in a bad neighborhood. I’m pretty sure my downstairs neighbors were involved in breaking into my apartment a couple of years ago. I’ve used my Ring multiple times in the past when my drunk neighbors have approached my door.
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅
Should I fake credentials to become an American lot professor? I don’t have the paper but I read EVERYTHING.
Right!? They were begging to be bought.
This doesn’t include the Washington Irving compilation I’ve started reading. I’m so excited for these, especially the Jordan Peele book & Never Whistle in the Dark. That’s an indigenous horror compilation.
Has anyone seen Ambrose Bierce recently? I’m looking for him.