claire 💚🏳️⚧️
@scarletmocha.bsky.social
she/her. ffxiv: Scarlet Mocha @ Coeurl. i like a lot of things about a lot of things. TIME Person of the Year 1968.
i feel like we really wouldnt have to reheat the same "is MJF dogshit" discourse every 3 months if he didnt keep doing the same low-effort low-hanging fruit promos for every single feud, taking at least a full month to actually start becoming interesting
skip to the good part man we dont need this
skip to the good part man we dont need this
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i feel like we really wouldnt have to reheat the same "is MJF dogshit" discourse every 3 months if he didnt keep doing the same low-effort low-hanging fruit promos for every single feud, taking at least a full month to actually start becoming interesting
skip to the good part man we dont need this
skip to the good part man we dont need this
takeaways from the arcadion storyline
1: there is no hell hot enough for vince mcmahon
2: wrestling fans are stupid
3: Real Graps will always reign supreme
1: there is no hell hot enough for vince mcmahon
2: wrestling fans are stupid
3: Real Graps will always reign supreme
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
takeaways from the arcadion storyline
1: there is no hell hot enough for vince mcmahon
2: wrestling fans are stupid
3: Real Graps will always reign supreme
1: there is no hell hot enough for vince mcmahon
2: wrestling fans are stupid
3: Real Graps will always reign supreme
character stuff is really fantastic this patch but i'm starting to get slightly annoyed at how long it's taking to get around to explaining What The Key Even Is. it's been a year and a half and yet i feel like we haven't really learned anything about it since Living Memory
guy who's never played final fantasy 9 playing ffxiv 7.4: "getting a lot of ff7 vibes from this..."
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
character stuff is really fantastic this patch but i'm starting to get slightly annoyed at how long it's taking to get around to explaining What The Key Even Is. it's been a year and a half and yet i feel like we haven't really learned anything about it since Living Memory
rivals of aether 2 is one of those good games
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
rivals of aether 2 is one of those good games
guy who's never played final fantasy 9 playing ffxiv 7.4: "getting a lot of ff7 vibes from this..."
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
guy who's never played final fantasy 9 playing ffxiv 7.4: "getting a lot of ff7 vibes from this..."
working on my playlist of Morally Dubious Relationship Songs. so far i've got Stacy's Mom and Jessie's Girl. need to dig deeper
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
working on my playlist of Morally Dubious Relationship Songs. so far i've got Stacy's Mom and Jessie's Girl. need to dig deeper
the secret sauce of Wake Up Dead Man is that it's kinda just a drama about a priest for 30 minutes and that's just enough time to forget Daniel Craig is about to walk in doing his goofy fuckin accent cracking jokes so they all hit way better this time
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
the secret sauce of Wake Up Dead Man is that it's kinda just a drama about a priest for 30 minutes and that's just enough time to forget Daniel Craig is about to walk in doing his goofy fuckin accent cracking jokes so they all hit way better this time
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
wait how did i never notice that sphene has a tiny lil highlight in the front of her hair. 20/10 character design just got bumped to a 30
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
wait how did i never notice that sphene has a tiny lil highlight in the front of her hair. 20/10 character design just got bumped to a 30
i don't know how to tell the bluesky algorithm that i don't want to be recommended videos of greco-roman wrestlers wrestling with boners. why is that the one thing on my discover tab that's consistent outside of, yknow, people i follow
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i don't know how to tell the bluesky algorithm that i don't want to be recommended videos of greco-roman wrestlers wrestling with boners. why is that the one thing on my discover tab that's consistent outside of, yknow, people i follow
wait i've never actually tried the vanguard set on her since switching to the short hair she looks so much cuter hoooooooly
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
wait i've never actually tried the vanguard set on her since switching to the short hair she looks so much cuter hoooooooly
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gunbreaker waking up from piss gauge surgery: where is aurum vale?
doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?
doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
gunbreaker waking up from piss gauge surgery: where is aurum vale?
doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?
doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?
swen vincke really did not have to say all that
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
swen vincke really did not have to say all that
we gotta make rian johnson immortal so he can make these forever
doing a new challenge called Wake Up Hungry Man in which i watch Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery after 23 hours of not eating
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
we gotta make rian johnson immortal so he can make these forever
doing a new challenge called Wake Up Hungry Man in which i watch Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery after 23 hours of not eating
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
doing a new challenge called Wake Up Hungry Man in which i watch Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery after 23 hours of not eating
steam replay got me wondering what the fuck was going on in march
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
steam replay got me wondering what the fuck was going on in march
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consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.
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i lowkey forgot theres more ffxiv msq tomorrow. i need to study for an exam on wednesday. i will definitely be livetweeting one of these things.
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
i lowkey forgot theres more ffxiv msq tomorrow. i need to study for an exam on wednesday. i will definitely be livetweeting one of these things.
who put the late-stage dbfz devs in charge of ffxiv. what do you mean 60 second cd bloodfest that gives you 6 cartridges
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
who put the late-stage dbfz devs in charge of ffxiv. what do you mean 60 second cd bloodfest that gives you 6 cartridges
ben starr as durandal in marathon is really exciting but lowkey can we get him on a role in d2
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ben starr as durandal in marathon is really exciting but lowkey can we get him on a role in d2
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alan wake but alan wake is a comedy podcaster whose bits are tragically turned into reality as soon as he speaks them
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
alan wake but alan wake is a comedy podcaster whose bits are tragically turned into reality as soon as he speaks them
played so much of this hellish mode just to get another fucking hood that hides her ears #fuckmylife
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
played so much of this hellish mode just to get another fucking hood that hides her ears #fuckmylife
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.