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Scary Introvert
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Sarcastic. Pinballing between anger and optimism.
Ew. No.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don't care if he's okay.
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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not complaining is definitely something i see conservative men do a lot. Like you'd never see a total meltdown across the entire movement over something like a restaurant changing its logo
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Go fuck yourself, Scott.
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I am losing my mind

DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC

THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC

THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR

WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC

PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Going grocery shopping and just had the momentary thought to text my 7yo and ask her if there's anything she needs??? She does not have a phone and won't for another decade, my brain is wilding out
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You're the second person I've seen this week mention this thing... Looking to text their own kid who they know doesn't have a phone by virtue of being too young. 😆
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This one is my all-time favorite! I got a signed print and had it framed.
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Yep. The key is in being sure which rocks you absolutely shouldn't lick.
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Depending on the rock they licked, they may have put out only one album.
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Geologist methodology approved!
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Man that was crazy!"
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I love that for you both! ♥️
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My dad and I always wanted to do this! He owned a VW shop when I was a kid and had all the knowledge to do it. We never found the right body to start with and he passed from cancer before we got to. He'd LOVE seeing you do this.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Inject this into my veins!
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I heard the "*record scratch* you're probably wondering how I got here" at the sight of this
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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My age and sock height are advancing at the same rate.

On some blessed day in the near future, I will be all sock.
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm wondering how it will ever be considered secure or bug-free again.
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM