Scary Introvert
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Sarcastic. Pinballing between anger and optimism.
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You don't get to just call anything a WMD, especially not something with clear, documented upsides. Fucking dipshit.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You don't get to just call anything a WMD, especially not something with clear, documented upsides. Fucking dipshit.
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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American cops would have shot that man who stopped the gunman, let the gunman the away with a stroll and then sued the hero for making them look bad.
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
American cops would have shot that man who stopped the gunman, let the gunman the away with a stroll and then sued the hero for making them look bad.
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Compare the statement about the antisemitic terror attack in Australia by the Israeli Prime Minister with the one by Zohran Mamdani, and ask yourself who more truly cares about condemning antisemitism, as opposed to using it to promote unrelated politics.
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Compare the statement about the antisemitic terror attack in Australia by the Israeli Prime Minister with the one by Zohran Mamdani, and ask yourself who more truly cares about condemning antisemitism, as opposed to using it to promote unrelated politics.
If my true love gave me 184 birds, 35 gold rings, and invited over 140 people including 12 drummers, we'd be separating and I'd be using that gold to pay for a divorce lawyer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If my true love gave me 184 birds, 35 gold rings, and invited over 140 people including 12 drummers, we'd be separating and I'd be using that gold to pay for a divorce lawyer.
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My age and sock height are advancing at the same rate.
On some blessed day in the near future, I will be all sock.
On some blessed day in the near future, I will be all sock.
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My age and sock height are advancing at the same rate.
On some blessed day in the near future, I will be all sock.
On some blessed day in the near future, I will be all sock.
I think about this a lot. Like did they buy all 12 days of things on day 12 so at the end you've got 12 partidges, 22 turtle doves, 30 French hens, etc? Fucking bonkers.
Been thinking much too much about The 12 Days of Christmas. Mainly this: did they order another partridge on day 2, two extra turtle doves on day 3 etc.
Like there was an email from Amazon on day 5: ‘You bought five gold rings. Why not buy five gold rings?’
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Like there was an email from Amazon on day 5: ‘You bought five gold rings. Why not buy five gold rings?’
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December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I think about this a lot. Like did they buy all 12 days of things on day 12 so at the end you've got 12 partidges, 22 turtle doves, 30 French hens, etc? Fucking bonkers.
Probably mostly by people who knew it'd be a dunk-fest for their podcast or social media.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Probably mostly by people who knew it'd be a dunk-fest for their podcast or social media.
Offer-Up: you looked at end tables that one time back in 2020 and I'm going to keep suggesting them to you until you die
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Offer-Up: you looked at end tables that one time back in 2020 and I'm going to keep suggesting them to you until you die
And who can't run for a third term... Oh wait... 🤦♀️
Incredibly galling to hear Sauer talk about how the president is accountable to the public through elections, when the president he's referring to is one who attempted to illegally overturn an election he lost
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
And who can't run for a third term... Oh wait... 🤦♀️
😆 🔥
WHOA Grok absolutely BURNING Trump here with its...explanation of my post.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
😆 🔥
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But Elon Musk said it would be easy to fix it if they went too far. Can't imagine why people are rushing back.
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
But Elon Musk said it would be easy to fix it if they went too far. Can't imagine why people are rushing back.
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I had an enlightening conversation with a very smart lawyer friend recently about court reform, and he made a persuasive case for simple court expansion because it's the only plan that gets you the requisite change that's also completely, unquestionably constitutional.
I'm going to keep saying this in my effort to speak it into reality: Supreme Court should have at least 100 Justices with rotating panels (and maybe an en banc option). No single Justice should have so much power and they shouldn't be names everyone knows.
A court with a normal-ish conservative majority would have been tolerable. I'm not eager for court packing, impeaching justices, and other such options. But this court sticking around post-Trump is untenable. They've already torched their own legitimacy, the only question is what do we do about it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I had an enlightening conversation with a very smart lawyer friend recently about court reform, and he made a persuasive case for simple court expansion because it's the only plan that gets you the requisite change that's also completely, unquestionably constitutional.
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Is that what we’re calling constitutional guarantees now? “Principles”??
I can’t find adequate words for what a disappointment NPR has been since the 2016 election. Now is not the time for mealy-mouthed equivocation, it’s time for LOUDLY calling bullshit out for what it is, & standing up for truth.
I can’t find adequate words for what a disappointment NPR has been since the 2016 election. Now is not the time for mealy-mouthed equivocation, it’s time for LOUDLY calling bullshit out for what it is, & standing up for truth.
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Is that what we’re calling constitutional guarantees now? “Principles”??
I can’t find adequate words for what a disappointment NPR has been since the 2016 election. Now is not the time for mealy-mouthed equivocation, it’s time for LOUDLY calling bullshit out for what it is, & standing up for truth.
I can’t find adequate words for what a disappointment NPR has been since the 2016 election. Now is not the time for mealy-mouthed equivocation, it’s time for LOUDLY calling bullshit out for what it is, & standing up for truth.
Yeah, men famously never complaining about the increasing costs of proteins.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Yeah, men famously never complaining about the increasing costs of proteins.
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One of my comrades spent the day visiting 3 of our vet comrades detained at NW ICE Detention Center in Tacoma. He says, "I caught the count number tonight over the walkies. 1456. There are 1,456 of our neighbors locked in that concentration camp tonight."
#MUERTEALAMIGRA
#MUERTEALAMIGRA
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
One of my comrades spent the day visiting 3 of our vet comrades detained at NW ICE Detention Center in Tacoma. He says, "I caught the count number tonight over the walkies. 1456. There are 1,456 of our neighbors locked in that concentration camp tonight."
#MUERTEALAMIGRA
#MUERTEALAMIGRA
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I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
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I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
A member of the House Republican caucus said this.
Oh. So things are BAD bad.
Oh. So things are BAD bad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
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Just got my Spotify wrapped!
My comedy was streamed over a million times. Spotify barely paid me and instead spent the money funding fascism because they’re assholes. It’s an honor.
My comedy was streamed over a million times. Spotify barely paid me and instead spent the money funding fascism because they’re assholes. It’s an honor.
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Just got my Spotify wrapped!
My comedy was streamed over a million times. Spotify barely paid me and instead spent the money funding fascism because they’re assholes. It’s an honor.
My comedy was streamed over a million times. Spotify barely paid me and instead spent the money funding fascism because they’re assholes. It’s an honor.
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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We only rate dogs. This is a very cozy bed bug. We advise you to get a new bed, since this one is taken, and kindly request you only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (TT: coldsmuckersuncrustable)
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a very cozy bed bug. We advise you to get a new bed, since this one is taken, and kindly request you only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (TT: coldsmuckersuncrustable)
Speed.
Hivemind, I have a challenge. Popular culture is dominated by the car (car chases, cop dramas etc), helping us accept a car-dominated urban environment as normal. Can you think of any examples of popular culture highlighting bikes, trams, walking etc? I can only think of A Streetcar Named Desire.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Speed.
Where, motherfucker? Where? Name a place.
Trump claims that gas prices are "$1.99 in some places of the country. Unthinkable."
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Where, motherfucker? Where? Name a place.
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she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
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A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...