auto corrected. so my professor started getting mad at me for slacking or whatever and i was so pissed off and then i woke up. god i love my once a month dreams so much.

dude im saying i got winter alfred, ninja yunaka, AND new years baldr duo like WTF

mmmmm peppermint cookie

fucking capitalists....

wait im sorry what the fuck why is your bluesky handle fucking coolranchdoritos...

cookie

Poptart?

if i say i'm going to join the lore event and you don't see me in the lore event, it's not that i lied it's just that i failed

But if I’m pibble, and you’re pibble… THEN WHOS FLYING THE PLANE?!?!??

OH THISIS GREAT!!!! It’s not quite attuned but still good. 🤣

this is a wonderful achievement!!!! now you just have to complete kitakami and then blueberry next too!!!!!!!!!!!

GF: Complete the dex
You: Ok Gamefreak
GF: Two more dexes. 400 pokemon. 30 dollars.
You: No Gamefreak.

Will I complain about engage? Yes. Will I squeal and jump and do a happy dance as I spend money to get Alfred and Ivy? Shut up yes I hate myself I love engage even when I need it to go away.