Drinking two drinks and flipping the big lever labeled "reply to strangers" to on
December 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Drinking two drinks and flipping the big lever labeled "reply to strangers" to on
Reposted by Scott.
I’m 36 years old my Spotify wrapped is going to be exactly the same every year until I die
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m 36 years old my Spotify wrapped is going to be exactly the same every year until I die
it's short for Electronic Jaculation
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
it's short for Electronic Jaculation
Excited for the transition from No Shave November to Don't Poop December
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Excited for the transition from No Shave November to Don't Poop December
The only compelling use case for AI so far, for me, has been to generate upsetting videos I send to my friends to freak them out when they're too high.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The only compelling use case for AI so far, for me, has been to generate upsetting videos I send to my friends to freak them out when they're too high.
A rising tide cranks all hogs
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A rising tide cranks all hogs
Alright, everybody who HASN'T sucked Bill Clinton's Dick raise your hand
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Alright, everybody who HASN'T sucked Bill Clinton's Dick raise your hand
Hideous singles in your area wish you'd shut up and fuck off.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hideous singles in your area wish you'd shut up and fuck off.
If I was Microsoft I'd be reeeeaaaal nervous about how well Proton works out of the box
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If I was Microsoft I'd be reeeeaaaal nervous about how well Proton works out of the box
Please do not read too much into my facial hair. I just don't have my life together is all.
"Either Shave OR Nut November, But Not Both On The Same Day; You Gotta Choose" isn't really taking off online like I'd hoped
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Please do not read too much into my facial hair. I just don't have my life together is all.
Imagining a guy whose pet name for his wife is "chat"
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Imagining a guy whose pet name for his wife is "chat"
"Either Shave OR Nut November, But Not Both On The Same Day; You Gotta Choose" isn't really taking off online like I'd hoped
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Either Shave OR Nut November, But Not Both On The Same Day; You Gotta Choose" isn't really taking off online like I'd hoped
Inside every manosphere influencer, there are two wolves fighting for dominance. One is TRT, and the other is Propecia. Both of them sponsor his podcast about crypto/traditional family values.
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Inside every manosphere influencer, there are two wolves fighting for dominance. One is TRT, and the other is Propecia. Both of them sponsor his podcast about crypto/traditional family values.
DC went with "Dark Arrow" for the evil version of Green Arrow, completely ignoring the obvious slam dunk option: Mean Arrow. And we wonder why Marvel movies are better, SMH.
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
DC went with "Dark Arrow" for the evil version of Green Arrow, completely ignoring the obvious slam dunk option: Mean Arrow. And we wonder why Marvel movies are better, SMH.
Spotify is trying to gaslight me into confusing AJJ and AJR.
September 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Spotify is trying to gaslight me into confusing AJJ and AJR.
"It's always darkest before the dawn"
What, at night time? Yeah dude, no shit
What, at night time? Yeah dude, no shit
August 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"It's always darkest before the dawn"
What, at night time? Yeah dude, no shit
What, at night time? Yeah dude, no shit
The Phantom of the Opera is living rent free inside my mind, chat.
August 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The Phantom of the Opera is living rent free inside my mind, chat.
We put a Kennedy in charge of the department of living a long time.
April 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We put a Kennedy in charge of the department of living a long time.
He is rizzin' indeed, fam; no cap.
April 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He is rizzin' indeed, fam; no cap.
I feel like Gaston's probably really struggling right now financially. Egg budget for Q2 is already shot I suspect.
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I feel like Gaston's probably really struggling right now financially. Egg budget for Q2 is already shot I suspect.
Haha, I am suffering.
January 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Haha, I am suffering.
I made this when I got vasectomied
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I made this when I got vasectomied
Calling it a "non-dominant hand" feels like you're just doing extra work to avoid calling it a submissive hand.
December 22, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Calling it a "non-dominant hand" feels like you're just doing extra work to avoid calling it a submissive hand.
