Brrr... I get flashbacks to my military days in Finnmark on the Norwegian-Russian border – I don't envy them!

And when Burgum's tank is empty, his car is broken. Petrol is unreliable!

At least Trump's family can claim that he wasn't himself during the last 20 years of his life due to dementia - what will all these other jokers do?

Where do they put all the soldiers? Schools, hotels? Tents??

Å, bare hyggelig – vi trenger å le i disse dager!

Det hun selvsagt burde gjort, var å dingle medaljen foran ham før hun flirende trakk den til seg og utbrøt "Kødda! Denne får griselabbene dine aldri kloa i!"

Taktikk er visst ikke Nobelkomitéens forte.

I was literally just explaining to my daughter why teaching history is such an important responsibility – thanks for providing a perfect example!

I still have no idea what the end game is for these people. Sure, white supremacy, a return to the 1950s, whatever – but how can they not realize that with their actions and rhetoric, nationally and internationally, they are destroying every ounce of hope of achieving even their own vision?

...about *who I am* might be more precise...

Unexpected side-effect: Apparently, we're frying their brains with our kindness. Thank you, young women! If it's a war, I suppose that's a win...?

The top Democrats seem excruciatingly tormented – almost as if their loved ones have been kidnapped and they're acting under duress.

Even Peace Prize winners crash and burn the moment they get in the vicinity of Trump.