Maul Flanders
@schmendimite.bsky.social
Outside unless I'm not, forever just one step ahead of the reaper (Lyme disease).
"If I just kapo hard enough, they'll treat me like one of them!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"If I just kapo hard enough, they'll treat me like one of them!"
fairy tale, you say...?
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
fairy tale, you say...?
babe wake up, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
babe wake up, etc.
What he means is that either he wants to put us back on the Gold Standard, or that he thinks the key to health is for all Americans to drink a standardized tonic made with colloidal gold
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
What he means is that either he wants to put us back on the Gold Standard, or that he thinks the key to health is for all Americans to drink a standardized tonic made with colloidal gold
"Please, only my mother calls me Blodwen. No need to be so formal"
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Please, only my mother calls me Blodwen. No need to be so formal"
A year ago 119k jobs added would have been framed as anemic growth and publications would have stoked recession talk. The media stenography providing political cover for this administration's rank incompetence is pathetic.
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A year ago 119k jobs added would have been framed as anemic growth and publications would have stoked recession talk. The media stenography providing political cover for this administration's rank incompetence is pathetic.
Looked up Paul Revere just now because Reasons and in his portrait he's giving Rizzler lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Looked up Paul Revere just now because Reasons and in his portrait he's giving Rizzler lol
Yeah sure let's hear about this issue from the guy who resorts to barrel-scraping reporting on betting market numbers for his horse-race political journalism, sounds great
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yeah sure let's hear about this issue from the guy who resorts to barrel-scraping reporting on betting market numbers for his horse-race political journalism, sounds great
missed the OVA featuring Tanjiro and Inosuke eith E cups
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
missed the OVA featuring Tanjiro and Inosuke eith E cups
He turned off quote tweets and replies if you want a sense of how well this went for him
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
He turned off quote tweets and replies if you want a sense of how well this went for him
The persona should only be active when he's wearing a giant foam novelty hat
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The persona should only be active when he's wearing a giant foam novelty hat
Ira finally getting desperate for engagement and leaning into spicier content 👀
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ira finally getting desperate for engagement and leaning into spicier content 👀
No. I refuse to learn about this next made up nonsense.
Fuck your push-trend-piece bullshit.
Fuck your push-trend-piece bullshit.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
No. I refuse to learn about this next made up nonsense.
Fuck your push-trend-piece bullshit.
Fuck your push-trend-piece bullshit.
Everything goes through the White House: excavators, bulldozers, dump trucks, you name it
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Everything goes through the White House: excavators, bulldozers, dump trucks, you name it
