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While we’re at it, we can bring back Pintos too! 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
While we’re at it, we can bring back Pintos too! 🙄
Also noteworthy in their findings, sitting on a public toilet seat may cause pregnancy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Also noteworthy in their findings, sitting on a public toilet seat may cause pregnancy.
“You’re not going to believe how much worse it will get. It’ll blow you away!”
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“You’re not going to believe how much worse it will get. It’ll blow you away!”
Eventually…when Democrats gain the majority.
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Eventually…when Democrats gain the majority.
Narrator: There were many others in the Senate who wanted it more than her.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Narrator: There were many others in the Senate who wanted it more than her.
Come on now! How can he possibly get better if he’s not allowed to practice?! 🤪
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Come on now! How can he possibly get better if he’s not allowed to practice?! 🤪
Two weeks. We’ll be getting them in two weeks. 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Two weeks. We’ll be getting them in two weeks. 🙄
He’s clearly in pain.
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
He’s clearly in pain.
We always knew.
August 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We always knew.