@schmoopsie.bsky.social
The Hague awaits.
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The Hague awaits.
Show me the files!
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Show me the files!
Did he hire Susie Wiles because she looks like his mother?
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Did he hire Susie Wiles because she looks like his mother?
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ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
my read is they were trying to whip up the usual frenzy, but then the effort got blown up by Candace Owens saying The Jews did it
It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
But surely it’s a tanker filled with fentanyl!
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
But surely it’s a tanker filled with fentanyl!
When you spell it Wittkov, it starts to make sense.
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When you spell it Wittkov, it starts to make sense.
When chronically under informed Trump voters either lose or suffer enormous increases to their healthcare, will that finally be enough for them to be deprogrammed? Or will it take their personal bankruptcies due to medical debt? Deaths of those in their immediate circles?
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
When chronically under informed Trump voters either lose or suffer enormous increases to their healthcare, will that finally be enough for them to be deprogrammed? Or will it take their personal bankruptcies due to medical debt? Deaths of those in their immediate circles?
Come on, atherosclerosis! Let’s gooooooo!
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Come on, atherosclerosis! Let’s gooooooo!
It doesn’t seem a large leap from murdering foreign civilians to doing so to your own citizens.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It doesn’t seem a large leap from murdering foreign civilians to doing so to your own citizens.
Thrice impeached. You may say “I’m a dreamer”!
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Thrice impeached. You may say “I’m a dreamer”!
Starting to think that Mike Johnson is in the Epstein files by the lengths he’s going to to avoid their being released.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Starting to think that Mike Johnson is in the Epstein files by the lengths he’s going to to avoid their being released.
Release the Epstein files!
October 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Release the Epstein files!
President Stroke?
August 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
President Stroke?
Putin understands that the last one to speak with this dimwit is almost always the voice he’ll parrot.
August 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Putin understands that the last one to speak with this dimwit is almost always the voice he’ll parrot.
Bondi to lock up deep state. Hunting down criminals carrying sandwiches.
August 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bondi to lock up deep state. Hunting down criminals carrying sandwiches.
We’re in the “catch on” phase.
"You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create excitement, you can do wonderful promotion and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little hyperbole. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on ... “
-Art of the Deal
"You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create excitement, you can do wonderful promotion and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little hyperbole. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on ... “
-Art of the Deal
July 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
We’re in the “catch on” phase.
"You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create excitement, you can do wonderful promotion and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little hyperbole. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on ... “
-Art of the Deal
"You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create excitement, you can do wonderful promotion and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little hyperbole. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on ... “
-Art of the Deal
Does Ghislaine Maxwell end up dead or released from prison with nothing to say?
July 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Does Ghislaine Maxwell end up dead or released from prison with nothing to say?
So Epstein is a hoax now. Just like Russia, climate change and E. Jean Carroll. Hmmm 🤔
July 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So Epstein is a hoax now. Just like Russia, climate change and E. Jean Carroll. Hmmm 🤔
I’m kind of coming around on the whole Alligator Alcatraz thing. We’re going to need them for Trump and his henchmen.
July 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m kind of coming around on the whole Alligator Alcatraz thing. We’re going to need them for Trump and his henchmen.
Does he think that finally breaking on sending weapons to Ukraine will take the Epstein target off his back?
July 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Does he think that finally breaking on sending weapons to Ukraine will take the Epstein target off his back?
Fitting that the guy who walked in on Miss Teen USA contestants dressing now appears to be circling the drain due to the Epstein list and his failure to have it released.
July 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Fitting that the guy who walked in on Miss Teen USA contestants dressing now appears to be circling the drain due to the Epstein list and his failure to have it released.
It will be fitting when Elon is done in by AI*
* actual incompetence
* actual incompetence
March 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It will be fitting when Elon is done in by AI*
* actual incompetence
* actual incompetence
Looking forward to my grandchildren discovering exactly what went on with this election and how Trump did the rigging without being noticed. Every accusation is a confession.
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Looking forward to my grandchildren discovering exactly what went on with this election and how Trump did the rigging without being noticed. Every accusation is a confession.