Resting Dog Face
@schplorp.bsky.social
I’ve got ranch dressing takes.
Very funny how they called it piracy because everyone from 2005-2008 was obsessed with pirates.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Very funny how they called it piracy because everyone from 2005-2008 was obsessed with pirates.
Real “Leopard Eating My Face” Moment
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Real “Leopard Eating My Face” Moment
Karate Kid Halloween costume
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Karate Kid Halloween costume
His blood is on your hands too, you chode
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
His blood is on your hands too, you chode
Even their scoreboard wears special undergarments.
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Even their scoreboard wears special undergarments.
Speech like this is like yelling “FIRE” in a crowded theater.
May 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Speech like this is like yelling “FIRE” in a crowded theater.
Assuming you worked Keegan Murray into this convo somehow
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Assuming you worked Keegan Murray into this convo somehow
We are all talking about a TV screen shot so I’m fairly certain he knows how to work his remote.
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 PM
We are all talking about a TV screen shot so I’m fairly certain he knows how to work his remote.
True but Darwin Ham really was terrible.
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM
True but Darwin Ham really was terrible.
We need Carnesecca sweater themed unis for St John’s.
December 2, 2024 at 7:44 PM
We need Carnesecca sweater themed unis for St John’s.
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Chocolate Vegas is definitely a strip club in Henderson.
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Chocolate Vegas is definitely a strip club in Henderson.
Drank from my old roommate’s Dr Pepper bottle full of spit once. I can still remember what that tasted like 20 years later.
November 26, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Drank from my old roommate’s Dr Pepper bottle full of spit once. I can still remember what that tasted like 20 years later.
Cybertrucks were fyre back then.
July 16, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Cybertrucks were fyre back then.
Watch my kid leave the tail end of a juice on the table at a restaurant and you will see me do some guzzlin’
June 17, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Watch my kid leave the tail end of a juice on the table at a restaurant and you will see me do some guzzlin’
They had a a standard electrical outlet! There was a whole ad campaign based around this sole feature.
June 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
They had a a standard electrical outlet! There was a whole ad campaign based around this sole feature.
Next week’s ep: Wife Guys
June 8, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Next week’s ep: Wife Guys