Schrodinger's Catastrophe
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"What radicalized you??"

Uh... nothing? I don't think my desires for good governance are at all radical.

Protecting the rights of people who aren't white Christian men? That's not radical, that's ensuring the preamble to the fucking Declaration of Independence.
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She's fighting to make sure all the history books are written by the Heritage Foundation
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Paid anarchist?

That's definitely a "Find a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life" thing
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qjurecic.bsky.social
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social
I always get corrected to "autopsy" when I try to write "autopay"

forensic accounting maybe
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I wish someone would hide trackers in those white suburbans

or get some informants into DHS somehow

damnit
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Fuck I love Portland

I used to travel a lot for work - first by tour bus, later by air - and I always looked forward to West Coast legs. SF is my home away from home away from home but Portland is so delightfully odd
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He's always been a petty schemer, at least that didn't change

In another timeline "The Apprentice" didn't get canceled and we'd at least have the same semblance of Rule of Law we've always had
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schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social
Yeah I know... they're a pervasive infestation.

I just like it when a protest takes place where the action is, like everything from Broadview (yay Kat) to this reclaiming of Michigan Ave.

...need this kind of energy on Pennsylvania Ave too
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even though I spawned back east, Chicago will always be my hometown

Republicans been beating the "war zone" drum about this city for a long time. Clearly none of them have ever been here
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same part of town where the Feds had their little military stomping about, yeah?
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schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social
I mean, it was on the dissolution of domestic partnership paperwork we filed and I'm paying the state's mandated percentage because I'm not a shitty dad (lookin at *you* dear father (I digress))

does that count as court ordered? like no one had to *order* me to do it
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jfc that's ridiculous

Any garnishments I get won't affect my kids, and that's all that really concerns me.

IRS is not allowed to garnish to the point where I can no longer make support payments or cover their health insurance (which by next year will already be more than I can afford anyway).
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tbqh my only financial concern is whether my kids would be on the hook for it, which they are not.

I have no property to lien on, there will be no "estate" when I die, and garnishments aren't allowed to be so much that I cannot make my child support payments (8 more years, I'll be dead soon after).
schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social
My apologies, in no way was it meant to be hateful, but I can see how it could be read that way.

Like all career federal employees, I respect your apolitical dedication to country.
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"Don't Go Back to Rockville" came on the radio (OG Indie show) and I thought huh, this song really holds up

then the lines "you'll wind up in some factory" and "walk into an empty house" made me think Ha, no, getting a job in manufacturing AND being able to afford a house... that's so 80s
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Oh I'll pay once the crisis is over.

I just think that Illinois needs my money a lot more than DHS does.
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How's the punishment of non-payers backlog?

Are audits prioritized by income (lowest income gets top priority)?

There's gonna be a lot of tax protestors who'll only pay state taxes in 2026; just wondering how many it would take to overwhelm the enforcement division
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Hello, and welcome to another episode of "What the Fuck Is Wrong With Me!"

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I'm your host, My Intrusive Inner Voice. Today's special guest is fan favourite Imposter Syndrome

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Before that let's get to today's...

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"RANDOM CRINGE ROUNDUP"
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because she still can't vote until Johnson does his Constitutionally mandated job