John Schroeder
@schroeder.bsky.social
For context, I was responding to this
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
For context, I was responding to this
This scolding, patronizing tone towards the sitting city councilor doing the most work to actually advance their agenda is a good way to make sure I never give them a dollar
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This scolding, patronizing tone towards the sitting city councilor doing the most work to actually advance their agenda is a good way to make sure I never give them a dollar
Bridgetown showing up @wyden.senate.gov
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bridgetown showing up @wyden.senate.gov
false alarm it was a cat
December 8, 2024 at 11:48 PM
false alarm it was a cat
SPOOKY! SUPERNATURAL! REAL SIGHTING!
December 8, 2024 at 11:41 PM
SPOOKY! SUPERNATURAL! REAL SIGHTING!
Maybe my greatest idea
November 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Maybe my greatest idea
Democracy dies of asphyxiation
November 19, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Democracy dies of asphyxiation
BeReal put out its push notification today during the window of the emergency alert.
October 4, 2023 at 6:26 PM
BeReal put out its push notification today during the window of the emergency alert.
Wapo really went with a cute lil’ exclamation point on this one
August 21, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Wapo really went with a cute lil’ exclamation point on this one
TIL that stonks was a word before it was a meme
June 26, 2023 at 9:02 PM
TIL that stonks was a word before it was a meme
I’m really proud of my partner and I for getting a one year streak on the NYT crossword. It was a lot of work, sometimes an hour+ on a hard Saturday. I’m not good at forming habits, so this was a major achievement!
June 5, 2023 at 12:02 AM
I’m really proud of my partner and I for getting a one year streak on the NYT crossword. It was a lot of work, sometimes an hour+ on a hard Saturday. I’m not good at forming habits, so this was a major achievement!
If democrats had a “remind me to donate” button I’d click it. I’d love a “Hey, you asked us to remind you. Here’s a sober description of the state of the campaign. Please donate.”
May 26, 2023 at 12:02 AM
If democrats had a “remind me to donate” button I’d click it. I’d love a “Hey, you asked us to remind you. Here’s a sober description of the state of the campaign. Please donate.”
schroeder.bsky.social pressed a
May 15, 2023 at 8:06 PM
schroeder.bsky.social pressed a
Valid commands: a, b, up, down, left, right, select, start, screenshot
May 15, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Valid commands: a, b, up, down, left, right, select, start, screenshot
90 years ago Dr. Seuss illustrated a bunch of skeeters ruining Elon Musk’s life.
May 13, 2023 at 8:02 PM
90 years ago Dr. Seuss illustrated a bunch of skeeters ruining Elon Musk’s life.
This is a Molotov Cocktail that was found at tonight’s protest. We are committed to ensuring everyone’s right to protest. Violence has no place in civic demonstration. These actions will never be tolerated & anyone bringing weapons or dangerous substances will be arrested.
May 9, 2023 at 6:23 PM
This is a Molotov Cocktail that was found at tonight’s protest. We are committed to ensuring everyone’s right to protest. Violence has no place in civic demonstration. These actions will never be tolerated & anyone bringing weapons or dangerous substances will be arrested.
There’s a lot of people talking about what makes this place feel special right now. I humbly submit that it’s mostly the absence of “stealing ur memez lol” memes.
If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.
If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.
May 5, 2023 at 7:43 PM
There’s a lot of people talking about what makes this place feel special right now. I humbly submit that it’s mostly the absence of “stealing ur memez lol” memes.
If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.
If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.
While I was sick I watch a lot of YouTube videos about turtles/tortoises and now I want one so it can be best friends with my cats.
May 4, 2023 at 9:46 PM
While I was sick I watch a lot of YouTube videos about turtles/tortoises and now I want one so it can be best friends with my cats.
I’m getting over having Covid and I feel like shit but my partner and I have a good crossword streak that’s still intact, and that’s all that matters
May 4, 2023 at 8:38 PM
I’m getting over having Covid and I feel like shit but my partner and I have a good crossword streak that’s still intact, and that’s all that matters
Fuck it. The new super mario brothers movie one still frame at a time
🧵 1 / 132,480
🧵 1 / 132,480
May 1, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Fuck it. The new super mario brothers movie one still frame at a time
🧵 1 / 132,480
🧵 1 / 132,480
True community is no one reposting this yet
April 30, 2023 at 10:08 PM
True community is no one reposting this yet
