Pokey Thee Stallion
@schw4b.bsky.social
Disabled gay atheist-humanist. New Deal democratic socialist. Also still artist, writer, creator-of-nonsense; tabletop miniature enthusiast, comic book weirdo (he/him)
I mean, this is the dude who chose to name his food after a movie whose shocking twist was that *the food was people.* No smarter than naming your artisanal boutique farm-to-table heroin "Ain't No Requiem For These Dreams, Broseph!"
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I mean, this is the dude who chose to name his food after a movie whose shocking twist was that *the food was people.* No smarter than naming your artisanal boutique farm-to-table heroin "Ain't No Requiem For These Dreams, Broseph!"
I was actually going to make a film about duplicating myself down to the molecular level, memories and all, but it's actually not that difficult to escape a Chinese finger-trap?
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I was actually going to make a film about duplicating myself down to the molecular level, memories and all, but it's actually not that difficult to escape a Chinese finger-trap?
Here's hoping you're right. It Could Happen Today.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Here's hoping you're right. It Could Happen Today.
20 Pairs of every kind of bird, and every kind of animal, and every kind of small animal that scurries along the ground, and pairs of every disease for which there exists a vaccination will come to you to be kept alive
21 And be sure to take on board enough food for your family and...
21 And be sure to take on board enough food for your family and...
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 AM
20 Pairs of every kind of bird, and every kind of animal, and every kind of small animal that scurries along the ground, and pairs of every disease for which there exists a vaccination will come to you to be kept alive
21 And be sure to take on board enough food for your family and...
21 And be sure to take on board enough food for your family and...
You can bet your Assonet!
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
You can bet your Assonet!
What, that? No, no-- that's just my "legume purse."
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
What, that? No, no-- that's just my "legume purse."
Did Philomena Cunk write this?!
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Did Philomena Cunk write this?!
Books before literacy simply satisfied humanity's innate desire to own and regard book-shaped objects, Amy.
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Books before literacy simply satisfied humanity's innate desire to own and regard book-shaped objects, Amy.
Aw, man, they left out the log-chair that the Merry Men use to lift Robin around in while he explains to the Sheriff of Nottingham's men they're due to be spit-roasted for the banquet! (deleted scene)
January 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Aw, man, they left out the log-chair that the Merry Men use to lift Robin around in while he explains to the Sheriff of Nottingham's men they're due to be spit-roasted for the banquet! (deleted scene)
I thought he was in a ska band, but the trumpet filed a restraining order?
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I thought he was in a ska band, but the trumpet filed a restraining order?
It's best to start with small, manageable goals! Go get 'im, tiger!
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
It's best to start with small, manageable goals! Go get 'im, tiger!
Some of the most memorable moments of my convention-going years, almost always "lemme just swing by the Amber tables and see what's going on this year..."
Ideas and concepts I'd love to carry into other games: spending points on an item or a shadow making it 'a durable part of your ongoing legend.'
Ideas and concepts I'd love to carry into other games: spending points on an item or a shadow making it 'a durable part of your ongoing legend.'
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Some of the most memorable moments of my convention-going years, almost always "lemme just swing by the Amber tables and see what's going on this year..."
Ideas and concepts I'd love to carry into other games: spending points on an item or a shadow making it 'a durable part of your ongoing legend.'
Ideas and concepts I'd love to carry into other games: spending points on an item or a shadow making it 'a durable part of your ongoing legend.'
And so was born... clemenpig.
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
And so was born... clemenpig.
Those dryads are dope!
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Those dryads are dope!
... goes great with liberty cabbage?
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
... goes great with liberty cabbage?
I used to think: 'Oh man, we're totally on a trajectory toward Star Trek! Look at us!'
... then I read about how 'handwashing guy' died in an asylum and 'pellagra guy' died w/o recognition and I'm goddamned *astonished* we didn't set the atmosphere on fire with the hydrogen bomb. c_c;;
... then I read about how 'handwashing guy' died in an asylum and 'pellagra guy' died w/o recognition and I'm goddamned *astonished* we didn't set the atmosphere on fire with the hydrogen bomb. c_c;;
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I used to think: 'Oh man, we're totally on a trajectory toward Star Trek! Look at us!'
... then I read about how 'handwashing guy' died in an asylum and 'pellagra guy' died w/o recognition and I'm goddamned *astonished* we didn't set the atmosphere on fire with the hydrogen bomb. c_c;;
... then I read about how 'handwashing guy' died in an asylum and 'pellagra guy' died w/o recognition and I'm goddamned *astonished* we didn't set the atmosphere on fire with the hydrogen bomb. c_c;;
The thing that stuck out to me most wasn't the artistic choices or the necessary changes from book to screen?
... I feel like he did a Bostonian accent in SoTL and then dropped it for Hannibal and Red Dragon.
... I feel like he did a Bostonian accent in SoTL and then dropped it for Hannibal and Red Dragon.
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The thing that stuck out to me most wasn't the artistic choices or the necessary changes from book to screen?
... I feel like he did a Bostonian accent in SoTL and then dropped it for Hannibal and Red Dragon.
... I feel like he did a Bostonian accent in SoTL and then dropped it for Hannibal and Red Dragon.
Your Fulgrim is lovely!
December 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Your Fulgrim is lovely!
If it was fun to make, you're doing it right. If it made you feel good to do, don't stop.
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If it was fun to make, you're doing it right. If it made you feel good to do, don't stop.
(I drank alcohol, I smoked around a pack a day for a decade-plus)-- even in posession of all my teeth, even unable to find large cavities, gums just gushing blood.
It just sucks and it's negatively rewarding and I hate it.
It just sucks and it's negatively rewarding and I hate it.
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
(I drank alcohol, I smoked around a pack a day for a decade-plus)-- even in posession of all my teeth, even unable to find large cavities, gums just gushing blood.
It just sucks and it's negatively rewarding and I hate it.
It just sucks and it's negatively rewarding and I hate it.
If I can help by saying how deeply I enjoyed "Hello Sunshine," I'd like to, Keezy! My own experiences with anxiety, depression, and a family rife with disorders just made it resonate? Thanks for not burying your gays! <3
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If I can help by saying how deeply I enjoyed "Hello Sunshine," I'd like to, Keezy! My own experiences with anxiety, depression, and a family rife with disorders just made it resonate? Thanks for not burying your gays! <3