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If I eat something that Yuka gives an 84, and then I eat something Yuka gives a 0, that averages out to 42, right? And 42 isn't so bad, is it? (Guess which is which)
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Is the government down for anybody else? It’s not loading for me.
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Michael Barbaro’s 10 minute interview with Chuck Schumer right before the shutdown vote was an absolute master class. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Democrats’ Big Shutdown Gamble
Podcast Episode · The Daily · 10/01/2025 · 38m
podcasts.apple.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes I check in on my old stomping grounds, just to see how things are going.

Yep. This is exactly the sort of thing I expected to see on the front page.
July 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The judge will certify a class of "future children" harmed by the birthright citizenship order?

I didn't realize you could have a class of people who don't exist yet. Law school was 20 yrs ago and the details are fuzzy, but this seems like a ripeness issue?

www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Federal judge places new block on Trump’s ban on birthright citizenship
The American Civil Liberties Union sued June 27 after the Supreme Court backed President Trump’s request to scale back nationwide injunctions from lower courts.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Well this is terrifying
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
HENCEFORTH MY NEW NICKNAME WILL BE MATTGPT

that is all
May 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me: I know I said I was going to try to do this the natural way, and throw away the Wegovy that’s been in the fridge for months, but I think I want to use it.

Wife: Okay

M: You know what this means, right?

W: What

M: 🎶  I am not throwing away my shot! 🎶 

W: Oh god
May 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Question: When's the last time you went to a movie theater?
May 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reposted
Good Night World
April 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This calendar item sounds really impressive until you learn I'm just getting new cabinets installed.
April 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hey @notion.com, why did you take tasks off the Home Page? I don't want to have to click two more times to get to my tasks database. At least give me the option to keep it there. This renders the Home Page completely unusable for those of us who reworked our tasks systems to make it work!
April 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It finally happened! Writing a scene beteeen two main characters in my novel, it no longer felt like I was making things up, making creative choices, figuring out what might happen next; it felt like I was *watching a movie.*
April 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So I asked ChatGPT to describe my work in the voice of a 19th century Oxford don. I LOVE IT.
April 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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A New Hampshire real estate attorney and American citizen returning home from Canada says he was detained at the border without an explanation and "treated like a criminal."
April 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It’s a big day at the office
April 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
TSA: Protecting America, one confiscated water bottle at a time 🙄
April 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Thrilled to be nominated again as a finalist for the @americanbar.org's Silver Gavel Awards! www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...

(Special thanks to my editor Josh Block whose name should totally be right there next to mine.)
ABA names 2025 finalists for Silver Gavel Awards for Media and the Arts
CHICAGO, March 12, 2025 — The American Bar Association today announced the 24 finalists for the 2025 Silver Gavel Awards for Media and the Arts, which recognize outstanding work that fosters the Ameri...
www.americanbar.org
March 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New UnCommon Law episode just dropped! This season: the rise and fall of agencies.

If you're curious how federal agencies get their power, and what will happen now that Musk/Trump are taking chainsaws to everything, you won't want to miss this.

Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
TIL that Mapquest is still a thing

Also this is awesome
Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…

We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com

Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
Gulf Map Generator - MapQuest
Explore and customize your own Gulf region map with our interactive map tool.
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is the kind of thing you see on a TV early on in a movie about an asteroid that's *definitely* going to hit Earth.
February 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM