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jen
@schwennajartz.bsky.social
Mom, wife, florist, unabashed romance novel lover
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July 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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💯💯💯
June 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My therapist just informed me she’s leaving the practice and moving to Texas and I genuinely feel more upset about this than any breakup I’ve ever had
May 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Angel egret
May 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Them: you can be ANYTHING!
Me, trembling with fear: unlimited choices, my favorite thing!!!!
March 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
March 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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My pitch for Traitors is to try having any rules and see if that works
February 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
9/10 loaves of homemade bread I see posted on socials are pretty underbaked and look like they would be extremely spongy on the inside
January 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPT OUT OF HORROR ADS ON STREAMING SERVICES AND YOUTUBE
January 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb

They eat a carb that remind them of the good times

They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Guy who really does need $500 in Apple gift cards to get out of a bind can’t get any of his friends to reply to his texts :/
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 AM
As soon as 23andme finds the gene for the inability to sleep with socks on I’ll buy one
November 15, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Guess I’m here now lol
November 14, 2024 at 11:14 PM