schwuld00d
@schwuld00d.bsky.social
Seattle. Gear up or get off my lawn. Gay, extremely demi (maybe even gray ace), fetishy. 8647
Having seen your closet my mind is boggling 😝
February 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Having seen your closet my mind is boggling 😝
Be careful what you ask for!
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Be careful what you ask for!
Yesterday I wore a trisuit under my clothes. (Sometimes I get pulled into Zoom on the spur of the moment)
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Yesterday I wore a trisuit under my clothes. (Sometimes I get pulled into Zoom on the spur of the moment)
Does the tip droop like that for landing like in the Concorde?
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Does the tip droop like that for landing like in the Concorde?
Thank you for reminding me I didn't take my vitamins
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Thank you for reminding me I didn't take my vitamins
Have you seen those Instagrams where they translate what the dog does all day into a LinkedIn profile?
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Have you seen those Instagrams where they translate what the dog does all day into a LinkedIn profile?
She will sing an Italian song that Dean Martin made famous in America. There are videos of her teleprompter spelling the words phonetically because she can't read Italian.
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
She will sing an Italian song that Dean Martin made famous in America. There are videos of her teleprompter spelling the words phonetically because she can't read Italian.
Did you know US schools are changing the alphabet song... it sounds so wrong. ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQ RST UVW XYZ
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Did you know US schools are changing the alphabet song... it sounds so wrong. ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQ RST UVW XYZ
Kinda hard not to in this town...?
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Kinda hard not to in this town...?
It was the year I moved to Seattle!
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
It was the year I moved to Seattle!
Why have an electric guitar when you could have an electric bouzouki?
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Why have an electric guitar when you could have an electric bouzouki?
That's not happening anymore. I would go crazy trying to do both gluten free and counting macros.
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
That's not happening anymore. I would go crazy trying to do both gluten free and counting macros.
You'll just have to eat Raymond instead.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
You'll just have to eat Raymond instead.
Is there a new Joey Mantia though
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Is there a new Joey Mantia though
Isn't Junior too much of a neophyte? I feel you have to be at least IV to be a seriously entrenched, I mean a serious lawmaker.
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Isn't Junior too much of a neophyte? I feel you have to be at least IV to be a seriously entrenched, I mean a serious lawmaker.
I would have liked to be in the room when they decided that Daisy Dukes was the appropriate graphic for that.
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I would have liked to be in the room when they decided that Daisy Dukes was the appropriate graphic for that.