schwuld00d
@schwuld00d.bsky.social
Seattle. Gear up or get off my lawn. Gay, extremely demi (maybe even gray ace), fetishy. 8647
I just whipped cream by hand, which sucked. (I need to take apart my Kitchen Aid and deep clean it, before I will trust it not to gluten me.)
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I just whipped cream by hand, which sucked. (I need to take apart my Kitchen Aid and deep clean it, before I will trust it not to gluten me.)
I’m watching YouTube and Perplexity is a show’s sponsor and the guy is turning cartwheels not to say AI 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m watching YouTube and Perplexity is a show’s sponsor and the guy is turning cartwheels not to say AI 🤔
Is this a furry thing
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Is this a furry thing
I bought a burger smasher today and it changed my life.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I bought a burger smasher today and it changed my life.
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
Rain you can hear on the roof! We don’t get that very often in Seattle.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Rain you can hear on the roof! We don’t get that very often in Seattle.
Fix one thing break another… processed gluten free food all has starch that makes my tummy hurt. Hoping papaya enzymes will help.
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fix one thing break another… processed gluten free food all has starch that makes my tummy hurt. Hoping papaya enzymes will help.
First hard liquor in 3 years. (I should have asked for a single!)
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
First hard liquor in 3 years. (I should have asked for a single!)
YouTube has discerned that I shall watch old British Pathé films. A much more optimistic time without the nuisance of otherness. (/s) But what’s that French letter doing in there?!
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
YouTube has discerned that I shall watch old British Pathé films. A much more optimistic time without the nuisance of otherness. (/s) But what’s that French letter doing in there?!
0 for 2 on gluten free panko. I might as well buzz store brand* rice krispies in my blender.
*because stupid Kellogg puts malt in theirs
*because stupid Kellogg puts malt in theirs
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
0 for 2 on gluten free panko. I might as well buzz store brand* rice krispies in my blender.
*because stupid Kellogg puts malt in theirs
*because stupid Kellogg puts malt in theirs
Last night I experimented with drinking a tallboy cider... NO HANGOVER this morning!
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Last night I experimented with drinking a tallboy cider... NO HANGOVER this morning!
Never mind that we were grinches to your friends and neighbors yesterday.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Never mind that we were grinches to your friends and neighbors yesterday.
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No wonder the GOP is trying to fuck the ACA, it’s 14 years old
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
No wonder the GOP is trying to fuck the ACA, it’s 14 years old
Happy MIR to all who are celebrating. Maybe next year. Though I've gone from generally feeling like hell to wondering how I would reliably get food I can eat when I don't have my own kitchen.
October 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Happy MIR to all who are celebrating. Maybe next year. Though I've gone from generally feeling like hell to wondering how I would reliably get food I can eat when I don't have my own kitchen.
I'm conflicted about reports of the Turtle from Kentucky. I despise everything he's done in office, but I don't think it's appropriate to ridicule elderly people for having disabilities. On the other hand, he should have been aware of his ill-fitness to govern and retired a long time ago.
October 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm conflicted about reports of the Turtle from Kentucky. I despise everything he's done in office, but I don't think it's appropriate to ridicule elderly people for having disabilities. On the other hand, he should have been aware of his ill-fitness to govern and retired a long time ago.
Victory! I went out to a bar night in a full rubber catsuit, no itching, no achy joints, no misery! Six weeks gluten free.
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Victory! I went out to a bar night in a full rubber catsuit, no itching, no achy joints, no misery! Six weeks gluten free.
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KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y
September 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y
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BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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News. After the revelation that Tom Homans took a bribe of $50,000, President Teump took a firm line with his cabinet: “Nothing under seven figures!”
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
News. After the revelation that Tom Homans took a bribe of $50,000, President Teump took a firm line with his cabinet: “Nothing under seven figures!”
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Trump: *Murders and devours a baby on live tv*
Republicans: WOW THAT BABY HAD IT COMING WHAT A STRONG PRESIDENT I HATE BABIES NOW BABIES ARE DUMB AND WOKE
Democrats: *Hold up a sign reading "Babies are not part of a balanced breakfast"*
Republicans: WOW THAT BABY HAD IT COMING WHAT A STRONG PRESIDENT I HATE BABIES NOW BABIES ARE DUMB AND WOKE
Democrats: *Hold up a sign reading "Babies are not part of a balanced breakfast"*
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Trump: *Murders and devours a baby on live tv*
Republicans: WOW THAT BABY HAD IT COMING WHAT A STRONG PRESIDENT I HATE BABIES NOW BABIES ARE DUMB AND WOKE
Democrats: *Hold up a sign reading "Babies are not part of a balanced breakfast"*
Republicans: WOW THAT BABY HAD IT COMING WHAT A STRONG PRESIDENT I HATE BABIES NOW BABIES ARE DUMB AND WOKE
Democrats: *Hold up a sign reading "Babies are not part of a balanced breakfast"*
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In this Ohio diner, ABC are the grades on a valedictorian’s report card. But they do know this: Canceling Kimmel was a good start, and next Disney has to pull any movies where women work outside of the home.
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In this Ohio diner, ABC are the grades on a valedictorian’s report card. But they do know this: Canceling Kimmel was a good start, and next Disney has to pull any movies where women work outside of the home.
I love it when people I know suddenly remember they have HetLife accounts and here comes the photo dump of the last few years 😂
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I love it when people I know suddenly remember they have HetLife accounts and here comes the photo dump of the last few years 😂
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Secretary Hegseth has ordered the destruction of all unidentified ships in the Caribbean. Except for those ships that are believed to be carrying rum.
September 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Secretary Hegseth has ordered the destruction of all unidentified ships in the Caribbean. Except for those ships that are believed to be carrying rum.
Dog tied to a metal chair spectating la Vuelta a España pulls it out into the road chasing cyclists and almost causes the TV motorbike to crash 😵💫
September 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Dog tied to a metal chair spectating la Vuelta a España pulls it out into the road chasing cyclists and almost causes the TV motorbike to crash 😵💫