schwuld00d
@schwuld00d.bsky.social
Seattle. Gear up or get off my lawn. Gay, extremely demi (maybe even gray ace), fetishy. 8647
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Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌
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The previous administration was run by beta cuck soy boys who were too soft to carry out their duties. Here’s why I fired a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting my blankie.
by Kristi Noem
by Kristi Noem
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The previous administration was run by beta cuck soy boys who were too soft to carry out their duties. Here’s why I fired a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting my blankie.
by Kristi Noem
by Kristi Noem
February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Apparently the Jason Kelce bobsled suit photo is real?! 🤯
February 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Apparently the Jason Kelce bobsled suit photo is real?! 🤯
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Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
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im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
As I see more lurid gasping (and maybe some actual analysis) over Epstein documents, I can't help but think how undesperate most gay men are for sex.
February 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
As I see more lurid gasping (and maybe some actual analysis) over Epstein documents, I can't help but think how undesperate most gay men are for sex.
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Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.
Muppet an R-rated movie:
Muppet
Muppet
Every Muppet Everywhere All At Once
Muppet an R-Rated movie:
Lemon Stealing Muppet
Lemon Stealing Muppet
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Muppet an R-rated movie:
Muppet
Muppet
Comfort food with the right amount of comfort, it doesn't smother you in an Arctic sleeping bag
What's On The Menu This Week?｜Marley Spoon
Chicken Vesuvio & Parmesan Roasted Potatoes
marleyspoon.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Comfort food with the right amount of comfort, it doesn't smother you in an Arctic sleeping bag
Well actually... the best yet has been crushing rice Chex in a ziploc bag with a rolling pin
0 for 2 on gluten free panko. I might as well buzz store brand* rice krispies in my blender.
*because stupid Kellogg puts malt in theirs
*because stupid Kellogg puts malt in theirs
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Well actually... the best yet has been crushing rice Chex in a ziploc bag with a rolling pin
I had made enchiladas on Friday and did refried beans and arroz rojo today to make a more complete meal. Experimented with crushed tomatoes in the rice and holy moly is it tomatoey. Making the beans from canned whole pintos is easy enough, I don't think I'll ever buy the slop in the can again.
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I had made enchiladas on Friday and did refried beans and arroz rojo today to make a more complete meal. Experimented with crushed tomatoes in the rice and holy moly is it tomatoey. Making the beans from canned whole pintos is easy enough, I don't think I'll ever buy the slop in the can again.
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As a principled libertarian, I believe that anyone who doesn't immediately do what ICE says should be shot dead. And as a principled states' rights advocate, I believe that the federal government should not allow states to prosecute these shootings.
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
As a principled libertarian, I believe that anyone who doesn't immediately do what ICE says should be shot dead. And as a principled states' rights advocate, I believe that the federal government should not allow states to prosecute these shootings.
I did something on Insta that brought all of W o l a c o 's astroturf accounts out of the woodwork. 🫤
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I did something on Insta that brought all of W o l a c o 's astroturf accounts out of the woodwork. 🫤
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
I actually referenced DeMorgan's Theorem in a work document today, if you ever rolled your eyes at it in a Boolean/digital logic class. (I am a DBA documenting standard procedures for a data warehouse.)
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I actually referenced DeMorgan's Theorem in a work document today, if you ever rolled your eyes at it in a Boolean/digital logic class. (I am a DBA documenting standard procedures for a data warehouse.)
Could you not atmospheric river while I need to go to the store
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Could you not atmospheric river while I need to go to the store
Realizing how much of my socials I shouldn't browse when I'm sitting in an open lobby waiting for an oil change. 😅
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Realizing how much of my socials I shouldn't browse when I'm sitting in an open lobby waiting for an oil change. 😅
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Trump to sign Executive Order ending the use of the metric system to describe quantities of cocaine.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trump to sign Executive Order ending the use of the metric system to describe quantities of cocaine.
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Secretary Hegseth reportedly ordered the Venezuelan boat to be destroyed as soon as he learned there was no cocaine aboard.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Secretary Hegseth reportedly ordered the Venezuelan boat to be destroyed as soon as he learned there was no cocaine aboard.
I thought to bake dessert right in the glass storage containers.
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I thought to bake dessert right in the glass storage containers.