Schyler 🌌
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Growing up is realizing Lightning McQueen is a terrible friend and person (car?)
March 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Growing up is realizing Lightning McQueen is a terrible friend and person (car?)
Being a Toddler mom means watching Encanto way too many times and seeing symbolism in every single detail. My theories change every time I watch it (although I’m sure Mirabel is the future matriarch of the Familia Madrigal)
March 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Being a Toddler mom means watching Encanto way too many times and seeing symbolism in every single detail. My theories change every time I watch it (although I’m sure Mirabel is the future matriarch of the Familia Madrigal)
We really need a Monsters Inc sequel where Sully goes to therapy and deals with the consequences of terrorizing children for years for a living…
March 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
We really need a Monsters Inc sequel where Sully goes to therapy and deals with the consequences of terrorizing children for years for a living…
Is pop music getting better for the first time in a while, or am I getting better for the first time in a while? 😭❤️
February 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Is pop music getting better for the first time in a while, or am I getting better for the first time in a while? 😭❤️
This whooooole ship taking off depends on me getting myself around and together today, and that feels *unlikely*
February 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This whooooole ship taking off depends on me getting myself around and together today, and that feels *unlikely*
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social I need you to know that YOUR rainbow song is the first one my son has ever sung ❤️🎶
February 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social I need you to know that YOUR rainbow song is the first one my son has ever sung ❤️🎶
If I hadn’t lost my voice I would let out a primal scream in triumph at the fact that my family and I got through this week
February 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If I hadn’t lost my voice I would let out a primal scream in triumph at the fact that my family and I got through this week
I’ve loved this guy since I was 24. Fresh out of college, lost as hell, but somehow we found each other (it was Match.com). Look at the life we’ve built! I am so proud of us. Happy Valentine’s Day to my Forever Valentine 💖💋
February 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I’ve loved this guy since I was 24. Fresh out of college, lost as hell, but somehow we found each other (it was Match.com). Look at the life we’ve built! I am so proud of us. Happy Valentine’s Day to my Forever Valentine 💖💋
Valentine’s Day: they could never make me hate you 💘❤️💝❤️💗❤️🔥💖💕❤️🩹
February 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Valentine’s Day: they could never make me hate you 💘❤️💝❤️💗❤️🔥💖💕❤️🩹
Why do I feel so guilty just taking the sick days my company offers????????? #traumatized
February 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Why do I feel so guilty just taking the sick days my company offers????????? #traumatized
The busy season in live entertainment looks VERY different from the busy season in accounting…it’s a lot less “patron passed out on the toilet during intermission” and a lot more “who’s going to grab that phone call” 🧮
February 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The busy season in live entertainment looks VERY different from the busy season in accounting…it’s a lot less “patron passed out on the toilet during intermission” and a lot more “who’s going to grab that phone call” 🧮
I don’t even sing that much anymore, but whenever I lose my voice while sick there’s a constant refrain of “dontpanicdontpanicdontpanic” in my head 😰
February 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don’t even sing that much anymore, but whenever I lose my voice while sick there’s a constant refrain of “dontpanicdontpanicdontpanic” in my head 😰
We should all walk around as confidently as my 2 year old with his shoes on the wrong feet 🫶🏻
February 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We should all walk around as confidently as my 2 year old with his shoes on the wrong feet 🫶🏻
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Too late for more coffee.
Too early for pasta salad.
Too early for pasta salad.
February 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Too late for more coffee.
Too early for pasta salad.
Too early for pasta salad.
The one thing this flu did for me is allowed my kids to get better before taking me out…thanks, Flu!
February 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The one thing this flu did for me is allowed my kids to get better before taking me out…thanks, Flu!
Shoutout to all the parents doing the “how do I get to 40 hours” math this week…between snow days and sick days, we’re getting really creative over here!
February 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Shoutout to all the parents doing the “how do I get to 40 hours” math this week…between snow days and sick days, we’re getting really creative over here!
Now it’s my turn to be sick, yayyyyy 🎉
February 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Now it’s my turn to be sick, yayyyyy 🎉
KENDRICK LAMAR ❤️🔥 that is all!
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
KENDRICK LAMAR ❤️🔥 that is all!
Okay since I didn’t get the Super Bowl I wanted, Eagles are Lions and Chiefs are Bills today, who do you want to win? #flybirdsfly
February 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Okay since I didn’t get the Super Bowl I wanted, Eagles are Lions and Chiefs are Bills today, who do you want to win? #flybirdsfly
The only two classes I needed to finish up my class work for the CPA exam also fall during tax season, so it’s fine. I’m doing great and have a really healthy work-life balance. No really, I’m good. Promise. (Maybe if I keep saying this, it will become true).
February 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The only two classes I needed to finish up my class work for the CPA exam also fall during tax season, so it’s fine. I’m doing great and have a really healthy work-life balance. No really, I’m good. Promise. (Maybe if I keep saying this, it will become true).
I heard somewhere that for every credit of courses, one should dedicate that many hours each week to homework for the class. So yeah, 8 hours seems to be right for the two classes I’m in 🫠
February 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I heard somewhere that for every credit of courses, one should dedicate that many hours each week to homework for the class. So yeah, 8 hours seems to be right for the two classes I’m in 🫠
Daycare drop off is so much harder than pick up 😭
January 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Daycare drop off is so much harder than pick up 😭
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The day I get a good night of sleep is the day it’s OVER for my haters 🔥 Until then…😴🥱
January 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The day I get a good night of sleep is the day it’s OVER for my haters 🔥 Until then…😴🥱