U̶n̶d̶e̶r̶-̶c̶o̶m̶p̶e̶n̶s̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶v̶a̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶i̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶g̶s̶ Humble caretaker for a silly senior dog; digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune.