SchmoJo
@scojo.bsky.social
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Those guys you see only dropped him because the heat was on, which was a terrible betrayal
Trump on the other hand dumped him before it became cool, which was a brave and noble stand
Trump on the other hand dumped him before it became cool, which was a brave and noble stand
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Those guys you see only dropped him because the heat was on, which was a terrible betrayal
Trump on the other hand dumped him before it became cool, which was a brave and noble stand
Trump on the other hand dumped him before it became cool, which was a brave and noble stand
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remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
Happy December 25th!
Tomorrow will be 0 minutes 18 seconds longer
Tomorrow will be 0 minutes 18 seconds longer
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy December 25th!
Tomorrow will be 0 minutes 18 seconds longer
Tomorrow will be 0 minutes 18 seconds longer
I feel silly, but can I get any of those Black Friday deals tonight?
Kind of in a jam, here.
Kind of in a jam, here.
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I feel silly, but can I get any of those Black Friday deals tonight?
Kind of in a jam, here.
Kind of in a jam, here.
If you need a break from the family and friends.
Craziest Christmas Stories 🎄 - Drunk History
YouTube video by Comedy Central
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If you need a break from the family and friends.
I'm not a big Xmas person, but I always thought this was beautifully done. If you're a parent of small children, this may resonate.
A Letter from Santa Claus
Mark Twain’s Letter to His Daughter
medium.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm not a big Xmas person, but I always thought this was beautifully done. If you're a parent of small children, this may resonate.
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He did influence some artists…
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
He did influence some artists…
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Fellas, is it gay to take the day off for Xmas? It's a paid day off, but... ?
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fellas, is it gay to take the day off for Xmas? It's a paid day off, but... ?
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every year we get this story. every year places like CNN leave out an extremely important detail, Republicans are succeeding in killing the post office by faking a funding crisis
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
every year we get this story. every year places like CNN leave out an extremely important detail, Republicans are succeeding in killing the post office by faking a funding crisis
OMG. We found 1,000,000 previously unknown Epstein files.
Saving Private Ryan Clerk Mom General
YouTube video by Bc Kelly
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
OMG. We found 1,000,000 previously unknown Epstein files.
Tiny Tim was the original Sausage King of Chicago. When he retired in 1974, he sold the franchise and naming rights to Abraham Froman, a young mechanical engineer with a penchant for marketing and European spices.
Froman would eventually reinvent Chicago's relationship with cured & encased meats,
Froman would eventually reinvent Chicago's relationship with cured & encased meats,
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Tiny Tim was the original Sausage King of Chicago. When he retired in 1974, he sold the franchise and naming rights to Abraham Froman, a young mechanical engineer with a penchant for marketing and European spices.
Froman would eventually reinvent Chicago's relationship with cured & encased meats,
Froman would eventually reinvent Chicago's relationship with cured & encased meats,
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Is Trump mentally OK? A look back at the president’s unusual behavior in 2025
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Is Trump mentally OK? A look back at the president’s unusual behavior in 2025
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Is Trump mentally OK? A look back at the president’s unusual behavior in 2025
Trump has shown erratic and bizarre behavior throughout the year, leading to questions about his mental acuity
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Is Trump mentally OK? A look back at the president’s unusual behavior in 2025
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Is Trump mentally OK? A look back at the president’s unusual behavior in 2025
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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There seem to be a lot of stories on grief and loss and love this morning and I'll tell you, I'm feeling it. Here's one I especially like on our beloved Stephen Colbert. Gift article.
Opinion | Stephen Colbert Hits a High Note
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There seem to be a lot of stories on grief and loss and love this morning and I'll tell you, I'm feeling it. Here's one I especially like on our beloved Stephen Colbert. Gift article.
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Pun show now! youtube.com/live/kiQUJeG...
The Pun Show: Happy Holidays from the Libs! 📱
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Pun show now! youtube.com/live/kiQUJeG...
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I'm watching Rob's fireplace video on full screen. Sent it to my friend. Yay, Rob! @robsheridan.bsky.social
My friend sends me a video in a message; it opens in a new tab.
Man, that YouTube algorithm is crazy. It's like they're seeing into my soul. I mean, good for Rob and all, but...?
My friend sends me a video in a message; it opens in a new tab.
Man, that YouTube algorithm is crazy. It's like they're seeing into my soul. I mean, good for Rob and all, but...?
December 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm watching Rob's fireplace video on full screen. Sent it to my friend. Yay, Rob! @robsheridan.bsky.social
My friend sends me a video in a message; it opens in a new tab.
Man, that YouTube algorithm is crazy. It's like they're seeing into my soul. I mean, good for Rob and all, but...?
My friend sends me a video in a message; it opens in a new tab.
Man, that YouTube algorithm is crazy. It's like they're seeing into my soul. I mean, good for Rob and all, but...?
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Ditto
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ditto
I've been bouncing back and forth with things in my head & heart the last few weeks, and almost forgot to wish you all a Happy Festivus!
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I've been bouncing back and forth with things in my head & heart the last few weeks, and almost forgot to wish you all a Happy Festivus!
Has anyone told you I look like a mature Chris Hemsworth?
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Has anyone told you I look like a mature Chris Hemsworth?
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OK but there are SO MANY WAYS we could interpret one pedophile telling another "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls."
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
OK but there are SO MANY WAYS we could interpret one pedophile telling another "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls."
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look. just because of the now documented and proven existence of the international cabal of western intelligence agencies and billionaire pedophiles driving all of the most evil trends in media, academia, and the highest levels of politics for decades
uh
shit. i really wrote myself into a corner,
uh
shit. i really wrote myself into a corner,
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
look. just because of the now documented and proven existence of the international cabal of western intelligence agencies and billionaire pedophiles driving all of the most evil trends in media, academia, and the highest levels of politics for decades
uh
shit. i really wrote myself into a corner,
uh
shit. i really wrote myself into a corner,
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For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI.
10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!
10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!
10 Hours Hypnotic Fireplace Ambiance – 4K Macro Slow-Motion Color Flames, Crackling Fire (No Music)
YouTube video by Rob Sheridan
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI.
10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!
10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!