Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind
@scolopendra.bsky.social
Intrepid aerospace engineer and omninerd. Radical gender anarchist (þei/þem) bi shitlord. Atomic green. Anything topologically concave is a sandwich. 🎶Praise the Lord and pass the Communism!🎶
YEAG
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
YEAG
From the Timperial Information Ministry Shitposting Directorate, in coordination with the Aerospace Directorate:
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
From the Timperial Information Ministry Shitposting Directorate, in coordination with the Aerospace Directorate:
I've got that one. The only thing you have to do is cant the side torso grenade launchers down and paint them as lasers.
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I've got that one. The only thing you have to do is cant the side torso grenade launchers down and paint them as lasers.
I think Nancy speaks for you and us all right now. ;)
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I think Nancy speaks for you and us all right now. ;)
Minus the dog and the cross, but yeah
![It's an American flag, but not as we know it: the normally red and blue parts are now black and the white stripe immediately below the canton is now blue. This renders it a black-white-[color] fascist emblem usually used as a visual shorthand by unimaginative graphic designers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bubr6jwtzi5j65ja4hq7bmb5/bafkreif7btnkqvlbclwyim3i7fq3beuemuroutfyw4amynnknltzofuxzu@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Minus the dog and the cross, but yeah
That's just a Luna-1 Street Judge.
October 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
That's just a Luna-1 Street Judge.
This seems relevant.
September 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This seems relevant.
The APCs carry three foot platoons (9 tons total)
Your general tactic is to keep near light woods and, when under fire, dive into them to dismount infantry which will then take half damage. If enemy forces try to dislodge them use the Skulker as a flanker.
Your general tactic is to keep near light woods and, when under fire, dive into them to dismount infantry which will then take half damage. If enemy forces try to dislodge them use the Skulker as a flanker.
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The APCs carry three foot platoons (9 tons total)
Your general tactic is to keep near light woods and, when under fire, dive into them to dismount infantry which will then take half damage. If enemy forces try to dislodge them use the Skulker as a flanker.
Your general tactic is to keep near light woods and, when under fire, dive into them to dismount infantry which will then take half damage. If enemy forces try to dislodge them use the Skulker as a flanker.
2. This Heavy Tracked APC is your primary battle taxi. It can carry two platoons of foot infantry.
3. The SRM Heavy Tracked APC is your battle taxi with teeth.
3. The SRM Heavy Tracked APC is your battle taxi with teeth.
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
2. This Heavy Tracked APC is your primary battle taxi. It can carry two platoons of foot infantry.
3. The SRM Heavy Tracked APC is your battle taxi with teeth.
3. The SRM Heavy Tracked APC is your battle taxi with teeth.
Alrighty then.
1. Instead of an SRM Skulker, take a Medium Laser Packrat LRPV. Tiny bit less armor, just as mobile, exchanges an anemic Short Range Missile 4 for an SRM-6 and two medium lasers. Treat it like a short tank destroyer: spinal mount weapons, with all limitations that suggests.
1. Instead of an SRM Skulker, take a Medium Laser Packrat LRPV. Tiny bit less armor, just as mobile, exchanges an anemic Short Range Missile 4 for an SRM-6 and two medium lasers. Treat it like a short tank destroyer: spinal mount weapons, with all limitations that suggests.
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Alrighty then.
1. Instead of an SRM Skulker, take a Medium Laser Packrat LRPV. Tiny bit less armor, just as mobile, exchanges an anemic Short Range Missile 4 for an SRM-6 and two medium lasers. Treat it like a short tank destroyer: spinal mount weapons, with all limitations that suggests.
1. Instead of an SRM Skulker, take a Medium Laser Packrat LRPV. Tiny bit less armor, just as mobile, exchanges an anemic Short Range Missile 4 for an SRM-6 and two medium lasers. Treat it like a short tank destroyer: spinal mount weapons, with all limitations that suggests.
Well there's your problem.
July 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Well there's your problem.
This isn't his first anti-trans take and I believe people when they say who they are.
July 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This isn't his first anti-trans take and I believe people when they say who they are.
![Grayscale cartoon that's made the round for years: street corner, at night, with an egg-headed professorial type (glasses, bow tie, tweed jacket with elbow patches, pipe) holding a can of spray paint addresses an urban youth type (backwards ballcap, hoodie, puffy jacket, high top trainers) similarly equipped. On the brick wall behind them are two graffiti tags: a highly stylized "BAMO" (or something like) by the youth and a Times New Roman "Edward." (with upper-and-lowercase and period) by the professor, who we must presume is Edward.
Caption [all sic]: 'Yes well, legibility and correct punctuation might not be "street"... but that's how I roll, motherfucker.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bubr6jwtzi5j65ja4hq7bmb5/bafkreieh2mgg7zcrtd4lvbsyprmt3mffpyel5yc2pefoepua4fmhhbv52u@jpeg)
I can't find a clip, but my mind always goes to the climactic fight scene of /Ravenous/ (1999) as _the_ example of two people with superhuman endurance fighting each other.
It is an _uncomfortably_ brutal slugfest where every hit has impact on these two characters that just. Won't. Die.
It is an _uncomfortably_ brutal slugfest where every hit has impact on these two characters that just. Won't. Die.
July 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I can't find a clip, but my mind always goes to the climactic fight scene of /Ravenous/ (1999) as _the_ example of two people with superhuman endurance fighting each other.
It is an _uncomfortably_ brutal slugfest where every hit has impact on these two characters that just. Won't. Die.
It is an _uncomfortably_ brutal slugfest where every hit has impact on these two characters that just. Won't. Die.
Which perfect album came out when you were 16?
Let's go a little outre.
Let's go a little outre.
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Which perfect album came out when you were 16?
Let's go a little outre.
Let's go a little outre.
Here we go. Damn, I eyeballed it on the nose--I've been doing this for too long.
July 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Here we go. Damn, I eyeballed it on the nose--I've been doing this for too long.
And when he gets to be righteously furious...
July 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
And when he gets to be righteously furious...
I would say just throw it to DoD and be done with it but that's the coward's way out, especially since a joint jurisdiction sounds funnier/more fun.
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I would say just throw it to DoD and be done with it but that's the coward's way out, especially since a joint jurisdiction sounds funnier/more fun.