Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind
@scolopendra.bsky.social
Intrepid aerospace engineer and omninerd. Radical gender anarchist (þei/þem) bi shitlord. Atomic green. Anything topologically concave is a sandwich. 🎶Praise the Lord and pass the Communism!🎶
Seriously do not fucking care.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Seriously do not fucking care.
Yeah, well, I've got news about your countrymen.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yeah, well, I've got news about your countrymen.
The Police/Sting "Don't Stand So Close To Me" also comes to mind, as does Jethro Tull's "White Innocence" (though at least the protag does the right thing in that one)
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The Police/Sting "Don't Stand So Close To Me" also comes to mind, as does Jethro Tull's "White Innocence" (though at least the protag does the right thing in that one)
Dang, happy birthday!
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Dang, happy birthday!
Hey, @llbroadwell.bsky.social, funni clock man
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Hey, @llbroadwell.bsky.social, funni clock man
Hey man
nice shot
nice shot
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hey man
nice shot
nice shot
That's just hospitality!
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
That's just hospitality!
Like, don't threaten me with a good time.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Like, don't threaten me with a good time.
Oh yeah, the National Atomic Testing museum. I was lucky I left with only a shirt.
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oh yeah, the National Atomic Testing museum. I was lucky I left with only a shirt.
Nice to know they put the word of Paul over the word of Jesus.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Nice to know they put the word of Paul over the word of Jesus.
Honestly, high culture is just low culture where the enjoyers have been dead for a while
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Honestly, high culture is just low culture where the enjoyers have been dead for a while
Brendon Frasier's role as George of the Jungle is _right there_ for everyone to see and they refuse to get it!
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Brendon Frasier's role as George of the Jungle is _right there_ for everyone to see and they refuse to get it!
Designated villains!
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Designated villains!
I've gone down the cop killer! It's great!
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I've gone down the cop killer! It's great!
We all have our coping mechanisms.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We all have our coping mechanisms.
+offers comradely hugs+
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
+offers comradely hugs+
Anyway, with my limitless size and power I will now proceed to limit both just enough so I can relish bodily throwing certain people directly into the Sun on an individual basis. Sort of like /It Follows/ but with more size and degenerate orbital mechanics.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Anyway, with my limitless size and power I will now proceed to limit both just enough so I can relish bodily throwing certain people directly into the Sun on an individual basis. Sort of like /It Follows/ but with more size and degenerate orbital mechanics.
oh nooooooooooooooo
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
oh nooooooooooooooo
So how does he have any pretense to authority whatsoever? Vibes?
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So how does he have any pretense to authority whatsoever? Vibes?
There ya go, that's the spirit.
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There ya go, that's the spirit.
Yeah. Different root cause for it but same symptom causing the same effect. I see others have talked about VT and prisms and that seems to be the ticket.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yeah. Different root cause for it but same symptom causing the same effect. I see others have talked about VT and prisms and that seems to be the ticket.
I gotchu: Virgo is about virginity, right? Virginity is /passive/. It's about _maintaining_ purity. She can protect people and places from corruption, but can't uncorrupt anything any better than anyone else.
She's the defensive buff part of the squad, not the healer.
She's the defensive buff part of the squad, not the healer.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I gotchu: Virgo is about virginity, right? Virginity is /passive/. It's about _maintaining_ purity. She can protect people and places from corruption, but can't uncorrupt anything any better than anyone else.
She's the defensive buff part of the squad, not the healer.
She's the defensive buff part of the squad, not the healer.
My husband has had something like that in the past. I don't want to press further because, well, unwanted Internet diagnosis and stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My husband has had something like that in the past. I don't want to press further because, well, unwanted Internet diagnosis and stuff.
And the great thing is it's a massive fuckin' lie. Casual sex has been human since forever, it's just that in the 60s people actually started admitting it!
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
And the great thing is it's a massive fuckin' lie. Casual sex has been human since forever, it's just that in the 60s people actually started admitting it!