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Scootersocks
@scootersocks.bsky.social
It/its | trans girl-thing | Sega Saturn apologist | pansexual
Drinking a Soju in the club and playing Umamusume
August 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Could you imagine if anglophiles acted like weaboos? Like “omg you guys! Today we are going to an authentic Tesco! Blimey! (That’s British for ‘yippee’)”
July 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I want to open a coffee shop where the staff can match the energy of rude customers
July 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The hottest curve on a woman is her nose bump
June 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
How I feel saying Ringu to indicate I am referring to the Japanese original instead of The Ring
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Canadophile who listens to Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend in the original French
May 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Rumours is the best Fleetwood Mac album, but Landslide and Rhiannon are better than any song on Rumours
May 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Reposted by Scootersocks
Problem:

I want to do Gloomspite Gitz

I want to do Soulblight Gravelords

I want to do Space Wolves

I want to do more Wood Elves

I want to do Grand Cathay

I want to do more Dark Angels

I want to do more Warmachine

I just need to like find a way to earn 30k a year or something silly like that
May 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Having two girlfriends is fucking awesome
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you drink a glass of Guinness with a salt rim, it’s like drinking a pretzel
April 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Rhubarb is like evil celery
April 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
April 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Azumanga Daioh is The Simpsons
Nichijou is King of the Hill
Lucky Star is Family Guy
Hetalia is South Park

Does this make sense?
March 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
March 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sometimes I find myself turning into my father. But my dad’s chill so instead of yelling, I just quote 80s movies too much
March 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Vending machine at work had a single Monster. Maybe there is joy in the world
March 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I would be such a good secretary. I love organizing, I can schedule appointments, and I could have an affair with my boss
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I do not struggle with suicidal thoughts. I excel at them. I could do this shit competitively.
February 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If you look like this and like nerdy emo trans girl-things hit me up
February 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Marvin Straight be like: there is a mountain high enough
February 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I need to get a tattoo
February 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What if 2 emo girls kissed but their lip piercings got stuck together :(
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
SpongeBob is a Christ allegory
February 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Need him inside me
February 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You know a burger place is good when you have to buy fries separately
February 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM