Scootersocks
@scootersocks.bsky.social
It/its | trans girl-thing | Sega Saturn apologist | pansexual
Drinking a Soju in the club and playing Umamusume
August 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Drinking a Soju in the club and playing Umamusume
Could you imagine if anglophiles acted like weaboos? Like “omg you guys! Today we are going to an authentic Tesco! Blimey! (That’s British for ‘yippee’)”
July 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Could you imagine if anglophiles acted like weaboos? Like “omg you guys! Today we are going to an authentic Tesco! Blimey! (That’s British for ‘yippee’)”
I want to open a coffee shop where the staff can match the energy of rude customers
July 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I want to open a coffee shop where the staff can match the energy of rude customers
The hottest curve on a woman is her nose bump
June 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The hottest curve on a woman is her nose bump
How I feel saying Ringu to indicate I am referring to the Japanese original instead of The Ring
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
How I feel saying Ringu to indicate I am referring to the Japanese original instead of The Ring
Canadophile who listens to Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend in the original French
May 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Canadophile who listens to Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend in the original French
Rumours is the best Fleetwood Mac album, but Landslide and Rhiannon are better than any song on Rumours
May 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Rumours is the best Fleetwood Mac album, but Landslide and Rhiannon are better than any song on Rumours
Reposted by Scootersocks
Problem:
I want to do Gloomspite Gitz
I want to do Soulblight Gravelords
I want to do Space Wolves
I want to do more Wood Elves
I want to do Grand Cathay
I want to do more Dark Angels
I want to do more Warmachine
I just need to like find a way to earn 30k a year or something silly like that
I want to do Gloomspite Gitz
I want to do Soulblight Gravelords
I want to do Space Wolves
I want to do more Wood Elves
I want to do Grand Cathay
I want to do more Dark Angels
I want to do more Warmachine
I just need to like find a way to earn 30k a year or something silly like that
May 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Problem:
I want to do Gloomspite Gitz
I want to do Soulblight Gravelords
I want to do Space Wolves
I want to do more Wood Elves
I want to do Grand Cathay
I want to do more Dark Angels
I want to do more Warmachine
I just need to like find a way to earn 30k a year or something silly like that
I want to do Gloomspite Gitz
I want to do Soulblight Gravelords
I want to do Space Wolves
I want to do more Wood Elves
I want to do Grand Cathay
I want to do more Dark Angels
I want to do more Warmachine
I just need to like find a way to earn 30k a year or something silly like that
Having two girlfriends is fucking awesome
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Having two girlfriends is fucking awesome
If you drink a glass of Guinness with a salt rim, it’s like drinking a pretzel
April 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If you drink a glass of Guinness with a salt rim, it’s like drinking a pretzel
Rhubarb is like evil celery
April 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Rhubarb is like evil celery
Azumanga Daioh is The Simpsons
Nichijou is King of the Hill
Lucky Star is Family Guy
Hetalia is South Park
Does this make sense?
Nichijou is King of the Hill
Lucky Star is Family Guy
Hetalia is South Park
Does this make sense?
March 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Azumanga Daioh is The Simpsons
Nichijou is King of the Hill
Lucky Star is Family Guy
Hetalia is South Park
Does this make sense?
Nichijou is King of the Hill
Lucky Star is Family Guy
Hetalia is South Park
Does this make sense?
Sometimes I find myself turning into my father. But my dad’s chill so instead of yelling, I just quote 80s movies too much
March 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sometimes I find myself turning into my father. But my dad’s chill so instead of yelling, I just quote 80s movies too much
Vending machine at work had a single Monster. Maybe there is joy in the world
March 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Vending machine at work had a single Monster. Maybe there is joy in the world
I would be such a good secretary. I love organizing, I can schedule appointments, and I could have an affair with my boss
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I would be such a good secretary. I love organizing, I can schedule appointments, and I could have an affair with my boss
I do not struggle with suicidal thoughts. I excel at them. I could do this shit competitively.
February 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I do not struggle with suicidal thoughts. I excel at them. I could do this shit competitively.
If you look like this and like nerdy emo trans girl-things hit me up
February 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you look like this and like nerdy emo trans girl-things hit me up
Marvin Straight be like: there is a mountain high enough
February 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Marvin Straight be like: there is a mountain high enough
I need to get a tattoo
February 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I need to get a tattoo
What if 2 emo girls kissed but their lip piercings got stuck together :(
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
What if 2 emo girls kissed but their lip piercings got stuck together :(
SpongeBob is a Christ allegory
February 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
SpongeBob is a Christ allegory
Need him inside me
February 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Need him inside me
You know a burger place is good when you have to buy fries separately
February 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You know a burger place is good when you have to buy fries separately