Crystal Preston-Watson
@scopicengineer.com
Accessibility agitator in the streets, Accessibility agitator in the sheets. 24/7/365 absurdist.
https://crystalprestonwatson.com/
https://a11ysavvy.com/
https://crystalprestonwatson.com/
https://a11ysavvy.com/
The New York Times opinion page isn't holding anything back now smh.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The New York Times opinion page isn't holding anything back now smh.
Ending spooky season with one of the spookiest images I've created.
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ending spooky season with one of the spookiest images I've created.
Tropical fruit update: This morning breakfast included a tamarillo. It's like a mix of tomato and passion fruit. A really tart tomato. There was only one so after tasting I added it to some cottage cheese and now I'm sad because it was really good.
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Tropical fruit update: This morning breakfast included a tamarillo. It's like a mix of tomato and passion fruit. A really tart tomato. There was only one so after tasting I added it to some cottage cheese and now I'm sad because it was really good.
I thought I would make a timely meme after watching one of my favorite movies.
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I thought I would make a timely meme after watching one of my favorite movies.
Don't ask me how but I got an image of the people who did the heist at the Louvre.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Don't ask me how but I got an image of the people who did the heist at the Louvre.
The amazing poster made for yesterday's protest in Denver
Credit: JuniperClementine on reddit
Credit: JuniperClementine on reddit
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The amazing poster made for yesterday's protest in Denver
Credit: JuniperClementine on reddit
Credit: JuniperClementine on reddit
Receiving rejection emails doesn't so much discourage me, but instead turns me, little by little, into Dennis Reynolds.
October 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Receiving rejection emails doesn't so much discourage me, but instead turns me, little by little, into Dennis Reynolds.
Guess who woke up too late to sabotage the camera during the interview.
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Guess who woke up too late to sabotage the camera during the interview.
If Antifa doesn't exist then why do I have this picture of its founder in my phone?
September 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If Antifa doesn't exist then why do I have this picture of its founder in my phone?
My response when I am asked if AI will be taking over internal digital accessibility
September 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My response when I am asked if AI will be taking over internal digital accessibility
In 33 days my apartment flooded, ended a year relationship and was laid off. I hadn't planned on getting a cat until after I got back from a conference in October but seeing Dominique's cute face I had to adopt her. I think the universe knew i would need her bougie butt to keep me grounded.
September 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
In 33 days my apartment flooded, ended a year relationship and was laid off. I hadn't planned on getting a cat until after I got back from a conference in October but seeing Dominique's cute face I had to adopt her. I think the universe knew i would need her bougie butt to keep me grounded.
Um not people trying to come for Cardi B saying she was disabled while she was pregnant. She is correct. Pregnancy with/without complications is considered a temporary disability under many programs (though not under ADA). Many short-term disability insurance policies include pregnancy.
August 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Um not people trying to come for Cardi B saying she was disabled while she was pregnant. She is correct. Pregnancy with/without complications is considered a temporary disability under many programs (though not under ADA). Many short-term disability insurance policies include pregnancy.
Success. Half of my home has no drywall or carpet due to flooding and I'm going through a breakup the week of my birthday but I made fucking butter in my kitchen.
August 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Success. Half of my home has no drywall or carpet due to flooding and I'm going through a breakup the week of my birthday but I made fucking butter in my kitchen.
An eternal morning struggle
July 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
An eternal morning struggle
Luxury Apartment living
My guest/cat bathroom has turned into an water feature feature. Oh I am so asking for the next 2-3 months rent to be free until I can move. My neighbors have it worst because it's coming into their living sand bedrooms.
My guest/cat bathroom has turned into an water feature feature. Oh I am so asking for the next 2-3 months rent to be free until I can move. My neighbors have it worst because it's coming into their living sand bedrooms.
July 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Luxury Apartment living
My guest/cat bathroom has turned into an water feature feature. Oh I am so asking for the next 2-3 months rent to be free until I can move. My neighbors have it worst because it's coming into their living sand bedrooms.
My guest/cat bathroom has turned into an water feature feature. Oh I am so asking for the next 2-3 months rent to be free until I can move. My neighbors have it worst because it's coming into their living sand bedrooms.
Though I watched around the scenes with Cosby, I still enjoyed watching the rest of the cast. The episode when Denise made Theo a Gordon Gartrelle shirt was one of my favorites.
July 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Though I watched around the scenes with Cosby, I still enjoyed watching the rest of the cast. The episode when Denise made Theo a Gordon Gartrelle shirt was one of my favorites.
Replit AI after it goes rogue and deletes your production database.
July 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Replit AI after it goes rogue and deletes your production database.
Ahhhh! so STEMprov the show I created in 2016 is coming back for a date next month. The show takes real stories from science, technology, engineering, and mathematics as inspiration for improv scenes. This is literally one week after my workshop. Why am I doing so much lol
July 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ahhhh! so STEMprov the show I created in 2016 is coming back for a date next month. The show takes real stories from science, technology, engineering, and mathematics as inspiration for improv scenes. This is literally one week after my workshop. Why am I doing so much lol
I didn't realize Epic of Gilgamesh was so popular. Here is Dominique at 5:30 am. This is her quiet mode because she knows she's being filmed.
July 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I didn't realize Epic of Gilgamesh was so popular. Here is Dominique at 5:30 am. This is her quiet mode because she knows she's being filmed.
Today is the third week anniversary of my adoption of Dominique Deveraux (cat). I am happy my family has grown but I think everyone is going a bit overboard with the fireworks and events in celebration.
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Today is the third week anniversary of my adoption of Dominique Deveraux (cat). I am happy my family has grown but I think everyone is going a bit overboard with the fireworks and events in celebration.
Shaun King is back back so that means I get to break out one of my favorite accessibility memes (also yes I spelled his name wrong in the image. let's pretend I did it on purpose).
July 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Shaun King is back back so that means I get to break out one of my favorite accessibility memes (also yes I spelled his name wrong in the image. let's pretend I did it on purpose).
The face of a cat annoyed I won't let her drink my iced coffee
June 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The face of a cat annoyed I won't let her drink my iced coffee
I have to make this cat do whole acrobatic routines so she gets all her energy out to nap and I can finally get some work done. Having any sort of Siamese mix is not for the faint of heart.
June 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have to make this cat do whole acrobatic routines so she gets all her energy out to nap and I can finally get some work done. Having any sort of Siamese mix is not for the faint of heart.
Me discussing digital accessibility at happy hour
June 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Me discussing digital accessibility at happy hour