@scotsnd.bsky.social
*Writes comics *Girl dad *Gets more books in the hands of more people *Unique charisma
Next time someone cuts off my cart at Costco, maybe I’ll unload a shotgun in their face.
That’s acceptable now.
That’s acceptable now.
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Next time someone cuts off my cart at Costco, maybe I’ll unload a shotgun in their face.
That’s acceptable now.
That’s acceptable now.
Women can’t go get medical care from their doctor, but the kids you’ve “saved” are welcome to get MENINGITIS.
This is all going to end badly.
This is all going to end badly.
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Women can’t go get medical care from their doctor, but the kids you’ve “saved” are welcome to get MENINGITIS.
This is all going to end badly.
This is all going to end badly.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Who wanted or asked for this?
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Who wanted or asked for this?
It wouldn’t be New Year in Seattle if they didn’t put on a magnificent fireworks display at the Space Needle….that 7 people can see through the fog.
One of my favorite traditions.
One of my favorite traditions.
January 1, 2026 at 8:09 AM
It wouldn’t be New Year in Seattle if they didn’t put on a magnificent fireworks display at the Space Needle….that 7 people can see through the fog.
One of my favorite traditions.
One of my favorite traditions.
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NBC or ABC could make a fortune by hiring the 60 Minutes staff lock, stock, and barrel, then relaunching it under a slightly different name. 2 Minutes 2 60 or something.
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
NBC or ABC could make a fortune by hiring the 60 Minutes staff lock, stock, and barrel, then relaunching it under a slightly different name. 2 Minutes 2 60 or something.
The Bills are incapable of playing games that matter that don’t give me a heart attack.
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Bills are incapable of playing games that matter that don’t give me a heart attack.
My kids won’t get measles. This shouldn’t be a flex.
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My kids won’t get measles. This shouldn’t be a flex.
So…the USA…pirates now?
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So…the USA…pirates now?
@dannybkelly.bsky.social How long until the first “pass the leg” murder?
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social How long until the first “pass the leg” murder?
I know this is rare in the current climate, and call me crazy, but I’ve always been attracted to women that are roughly my own age.
Shared experience and intelligence…weird I know.
Shared experience and intelligence…weird I know.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I know this is rare in the current climate, and call me crazy, but I’ve always been attracted to women that are roughly my own age.
Shared experience and intelligence…weird I know.
Shared experience and intelligence…weird I know.
Don’t worry everyone. It’s just your perception that you pay more in energy, groceries, and rent. The media told you that you can’t pay your bills, it isn’t real.
Breath Easy.
Breath Easy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Don’t worry everyone. It’s just your perception that you pay more in energy, groceries, and rent. The media told you that you can’t pay your bills, it isn’t real.
Breath Easy.
Breath Easy.
The pressure and blame was 100% on the Republican Party. There was no reason to cave now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The pressure and blame was 100% on the Republican Party. There was no reason to cave now.
Virginia knows who is keeping the government shut down.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Virginia knows who is keeping the government shut down.
Kyler is going to look good in that New York jersey, and be the Jetsiest Jet who ever Jetted.
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kyler is going to look good in that New York jersey, and be the Jetsiest Jet who ever Jetted.
Evidently Marvin Harrison’s kid plays WR for Arizona
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Evidently Marvin Harrison’s kid plays WR for Arizona
The Right would have you believe that only lazy criminals are on SNAP.
History has shown that hardworking honest people will steal to feed their children.
So I guess you assholes are half right, because you’re about to create a bunch of criminals.
History has shown that hardworking honest people will steal to feed their children.
So I guess you assholes are half right, because you’re about to create a bunch of criminals.
October 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Right would have you believe that only lazy criminals are on SNAP.
History has shown that hardworking honest people will steal to feed their children.
So I guess you assholes are half right, because you’re about to create a bunch of criminals.
History has shown that hardworking honest people will steal to feed their children.
So I guess you assholes are half right, because you’re about to create a bunch of criminals.
The President posted a video of himself, in a weapon of war, wearing a crown, dropping shit on his citizens. Read that again. This is not okay.
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The President posted a video of himself, in a weapon of war, wearing a crown, dropping shit on his citizens. Read that again. This is not okay.
A-Rod was in love with his “spin battle” take. Big love.
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A-Rod was in love with his “spin battle” take. Big love.
Reminder to everyone- he’s doing exactly what he said he’d do. Some of you just didn’t listen.
October 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reminder to everyone- he’s doing exactly what he said he’d do. Some of you just didn’t listen.
In case ICE is monitoring this…fuck off.
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
In case ICE is monitoring this…fuck off.
So…Qatar gives Trump a plane, and now we protect them with our military. How is this not just a mafia protection racket?
October 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So…Qatar gives Trump a plane, and now we protect them with our military. How is this not just a mafia protection racket?
Careful out there Portland.
September 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Careful out there Portland.
“We don’t want cows anymore. I guess they want to kill all the cows,” -The President, in a speech to the UN. This is the entire context.
September 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“We don’t want cows anymore. I guess they want to kill all the cows,” -The President, in a speech to the UN. This is the entire context.