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@scottblaszak.bsky.social
Writer of screenplays. Also McSweeneys, WNYC and Slate. Philadelphia. Enjoys the trainwreck that is college football. (Notre Dame)
https://scottblaszak.carrd.co/
https://scottblaszak.carrd.co/
And that's how the Toronto Rangers made it into my script.
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
And that's how the Toronto Rangers made it into my script.
listening to this as I avoid my outline and walk to the refrigerator for ice cream.
August 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
listening to this as I avoid my outline and walk to the refrigerator for ice cream.
daughter starts kindergarten next week so we're watching some films together so she can hit the ground running
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
daughter starts kindergarten next week so we're watching some films together so she can hit the ground running
found this on my hard drive and don't know why
August 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
found this on my hard drive and don't know why
One of the Most Important TV Episodes of the Year Just Aired Last Night In My Family Room.
March 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One of the Most Important TV Episodes of the Year Just Aired Last Night In My Family Room.
So Cade Cunningham banked in a game winner last night. Bank winners are weird, but I think the straight-ons are less cheap than the ones at an angle.
At least your aim was true.
At least your aim was true.
March 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
So Cade Cunningham banked in a game winner last night. Bank winners are weird, but I think the straight-ons are less cheap than the ones at an angle.
At least your aim was true.
At least your aim was true.
How much of the current bullshit is because people can’t wrap their heads around how a country is fundamentally different than a business?
March 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
How much of the current bullshit is because people can’t wrap their heads around how a country is fundamentally different than a business?
Everyone asks whether a team should, but they never get into how.
March 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Everyone asks whether a team should, but they never get into how.
every business meeting I’ve ever attended
March 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
every business meeting I’ve ever attended
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
feel like there's a bit of Nathan Fielder in this. Or, there's some of this in Nathan Fielder.
December 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM
feel like there's a bit of Nathan Fielder in this. Or, there's some of this in Nathan Fielder.
December 2, 2024 at 8:19 PM
daughter is into portraiture these days. New profile pic?
November 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
daughter is into portraiture these days. New profile pic?
And what, I ask, is the gentleman's number of drug-fueled orgies?
November 18, 2024 at 4:14 PM
And what, I ask, is the gentleman's number of drug-fueled orgies?
How I arrived at Bluesky
November 13, 2024 at 4:38 PM
How I arrived at Bluesky
enjoying this. claims he was the first to bring soul to the synthesizer. wonder's version of the thin mercury sound.
November 13, 2024 at 4:10 PM
enjoying this. claims he was the first to bring soul to the synthesizer. wonder's version of the thin mercury sound.
this scene but dropping iphones on hardwood floors
August 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
this scene but dropping iphones on hardwood floors
me finishing a book I started reading 6 months ago
August 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
me finishing a book I started reading 6 months ago
RNC Day 3 Bingo. Prizes tbd.
July 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
RNC Day 3 Bingo. Prizes tbd.
your email day is when your unread messages matches the # of days you’ve been alive
May 3, 2024 at 5:04 PM
your email day is when your unread messages matches the # of days you’ve been alive
outline / first draft
February 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM
outline / first draft
ChatGPT, write me a somewhat enthusiastic letter of recommendation for a corporate accounting intern in the voice of drunk Franz Kafka.
February 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
ChatGPT, write me a somewhat enthusiastic letter of recommendation for a corporate accounting intern in the voice of drunk Franz Kafka.
the life of a screenwriter
February 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM
the life of a screenwriter