Scott Held
scottheld45.bsky.social
Scott Held
@scottheld45.bsky.social
Proud RN, part-time sports writer.
I cannot get you Norco ... or free tickets.
Hoping you'll throw a little of the Forde Minutes into your stay in Italy ... tell us about the food and wine, you lucky dog!
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Turns out it was an intern staffer named Cheven Stueng ...
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The NCAA basketball tournament (both of them) is the best made-for-TV product in the history of sports. The Super Bowl is just one day ... the first four days of the NCAAs are perfect.
Why fuck with it?
I know the answer, but still ...
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“I will want to see who gets those seeds,” he said. “Who gets those slots?”

Only a fool or a federal prosecutor asks a question when they already know the answer.
Emmert still is the worst, but no one should take Baker seriously.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I'm sure Dart can't wait for the electric 3rd-and-17 calls Nagy sent in during his Bears tenure.
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Yeah. Both times I ordered something from Fanatics, the team logo - you know, the reason you buy the shit in the first place? - was peeling off or missing.
Never had this problem ordering from Dick's or direct from Nike.
February 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Back in the early 90s there was a sports card shop in suburban Detroit that sold Russell MLB jerseys. I splurged some overtime money on a Tigers jersey that had the 'D' and player name and number actually stitched on at the shop. I think it cost about $100.
Today, that shit is just heat-pressed on.
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Someone should check on them to make sure they're still miserable ... and remind them they could've just followed their dreams and been bouncers at Senor Frog's and everything would've been just fine.
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Josh Gibson and Oscar Charleston couldn't play in the majors because they were black.
Get upset about that.
January 29, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I'll bet the dog turned him in.
Dogs always know ...
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I used to live in Detroit. Dearborn, Mich., has a ton of Arab-Americans. I used to go to a range with some cop friends and it was fun to watch the looks on some cousin-fucker faces when they saw Arab dudes, who were American as Babe Ruth, firing off a few rounds.
January 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Just going by the video, but he also looked shitfaced drunk.
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I will. My wife and her uncle had never seen it and watched it with me Christmas night. I was so happy the enjoyed it as much as I did the first time I saw it.
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM
He looked even worse Sunday morning on NBC. Welker asked if the deaths of Americans were the "price" of the administration's immigration enforcement and turned him into the stammering prick he is.
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 AM
My bad.
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
"Local Hero"
January 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
What are we going to do with her and Bovino and Bondi and such after this shitfuck ends ... and it might end with a backlash that no one can control?
They're broken, irredeemable meat puppets who have no place in a society that claims all people are equal.
January 24, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I agree, but FIFA and the assorted national federations are, mostly, deeply corrupt. They just want posh suites at the Waldorf.
The players and coaches, on the other hand, can just refuse to make the trip. That's who we need to reach.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Don't be so sure of that. I live in Indiana and a heavy pressure campaign by ordinary people got enough GOP legislators to kill a plan to remove our only two Dem congressmembers.
Most members of Congress are cowards who rely on which way the wind is blowing. Pressure them to do the right thing.
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM