Dumped in Tate Britain and Tate Modern on the same day. Didn't need one later on at The National Gallery.

The choirmaster Gareth Malone once gave me our LBW in a dream, keeper and bowler didn't even appeal. Been off him ever since.

Walked past Lulu near the Waitrose at St Katherine's Dock on the day that Jeremy Beadle died. She didn't look too fussed.

My thoughts exactly. Easily the part of the story that upset me the most.

Roderick Eccles-Beccles

I went to 49ers v Broncos at Wembley in 2010. 2 poor teams. Most animated the crowd got was when big screen showed touchdowns against Dallas, who got hammered by the Jaguars that day. On that evidence, a lot of people hate the cowboys.

If I was Saltbae, I'd be opening an all American beef restaurant in Florida and jumping on the MAGA grift.