Simon
@scottishsimon.bsky.social
Mechanically minded Rock'n'roll Queer. Mad professor vibes apparently. Neuorobuggered. Consumer culture + design history buff.
Yes, I feel as fresh as a daisy
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Yes, I feel as fresh as a daisy
Remembered to do my eyebrows too
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Remembered to do my eyebrows too
Happy Monochrome Monday, I've had my hair done 👍
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Happy Monochrome Monday, I've had my hair done 👍
It's an awsome record, but one of my mates said that Brian sounded like Robin the Frog from the Muppet Show, and we thought he had a very good point
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It's an awsome record, but one of my mates said that Brian sounded like Robin the Frog from the Muppet Show, and we thought he had a very good point
Failed the 'Simon eat something with molten chocolate in it whilst wearing a shirt with white bits ' test
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Failed the 'Simon eat something with molten chocolate in it whilst wearing a shirt with white bits ' test
Working on the logic that stripes makes you look broader
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Working on the logic that stripes makes you look broader
In terms of Grand Guignon horror, I prefer Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte over Baby Jane, it's fun to see that nice Olivia de Havilland terrorising Bette Davis and braining Agnes Moorhead
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
In terms of Grand Guignon horror, I prefer Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte over Baby Jane, it's fun to see that nice Olivia de Havilland terrorising Bette Davis and braining Agnes Moorhead
Throwback Thursday? My mum is still bonny, and I think I've caught up a bit now
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Throwback Thursday? My mum is still bonny, and I think I've caught up a bit now
I'm not one for fiction, but I've been binge watching series one the 1970s sitcom For The Love Of Ada. Kind of found it quite ambient and gentle, not bombarding your attention like nowadays. I have to admit the series finale actually got me a bit weep and lumpy throated, which was very unexpected
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm not one for fiction, but I've been binge watching series one the 1970s sitcom For The Love Of Ada. Kind of found it quite ambient and gentle, not bombarding your attention like nowadays. I have to admit the series finale actually got me a bit weep and lumpy throated, which was very unexpected
Cake is basically bread isn't it, so it's fine for brekky
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Cake is basically bread isn't it, so it's fine for brekky
Bet I wasn't the only gay of a certain age that found this book help for explaing things no-one else could help you with and reassuring you
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Bet I wasn't the only gay of a certain age that found this book help for explaing things no-one else could help you with and reassuring you
Grey Tiramisu? Is that an Arab custom?
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Grey Tiramisu? Is that an Arab custom?
Didn't want to put my feet up anyway
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Didn't want to put my feet up anyway
Happy tightie whitie or tummy Tuesday, whichever you prefer
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy tightie whitie or tummy Tuesday, whichever you prefer
shorter than 96.95%
of adult males from United Kingdom, do I win?
of adult males from United Kingdom, do I win?
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
shorter than 96.95%
of adult males from United Kingdom, do I win?
of adult males from United Kingdom, do I win?
Me and my posse off to peroxide off the St Andrew and St Patrick bits from any Union Jacks we see flying, cos don't drag us into it that shit (Sane Englishes can join us)
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Me and my posse off to peroxide off the St Andrew and St Patrick bits from any Union Jacks we see flying, cos don't drag us into it that shit (Sane Englishes can join us)
Bought this for my beard ages ago but a chum said I'd look like a gay Mrs Slocome and I've not decided if that's a good or bad things 🤔
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Bought this for my beard ages ago but a chum said I'd look like a gay Mrs Slocome and I've not decided if that's a good or bad things 🤔
Four books to get to know me
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Four books to get to know me
When eBay was a baby you could find vintage new old stock briefs for a pittance, I miss those days
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
When eBay was a baby you could find vintage new old stock briefs for a pittance, I miss those days
Ah, these are Henley shirts, not grandad vests I learnt, so I finally found some in my size, and this colour will hide bloodstains from wrestling with Morag
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ah, these are Henley shirts, not grandad vests I learnt, so I finally found some in my size, and this colour will hide bloodstains from wrestling with Morag
Here's some orange for you too 😉
October 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Here's some orange for you too 😉