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scottmellon.bsky.social
@scottmellon.bsky.social
Tech Consulting. University of Tennessee. Swansea City. Tennis player.📍Charlotte
[me, called on by the teacher after not paying attention] *deep breath* well, they’re Persian
June 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I served ice cream to Mark Fuhrman 🫣
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Trumpers celebrating the S&P breaking even for the year to date
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Your 30s should be like your more informed 20s. You’re still young but doing it for you and those you care about. To hell with everyone else.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Gotta give it up for the Democratic Party
March 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Holiday fun is my son and I asking each other “who’s this?” as we queue up songs from our playlists
December 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Y’all be using the word ‘bespoke’ too much. Be-stfu already
December 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Having Ja’Marr Chase in fantasy
December 10, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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“Murder is bad.”
December 4, 2024 at 9:59 PM
How the hell am I still listening to the Foo Fighters, Spotify. Cut the shit
December 4, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Good thing about being new here, I don’t have to delete stale takes about Bryce Young #keeppounding
November 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
November 21, 2024 at 11:39 PM
This place is fine but it will never top CBS Sportsline MLB message boards circa 2005
November 19, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Butthole Truthers
Name this band, wrong answers only
November 17, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Just called the Gambling help line and they said to keep doubling your bets until you break even? Idk I guess
November 17, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Scribbling Stussy logos in Deuteronomy gonna hit
November 15, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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HOP IN MY CHRYSLER
IT’S AS BIG AS A WHALE
AND IT’S ABOUT TO SET SAAAAAIL
December 2, 2023 at 2:29 AM