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Scott Scottson
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"Save The Environment, Or I Will Fucking KILL YOU"
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January 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Don't yell at me.

It will just make me mad, then I will start yelling at you.
January 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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max berger's failure to organize an effective boycott of X is one of the most profound strategic failures of the past decade
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I'll have you know, I want the spoils of the empire much more evenly spread.
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
What? You think the US invading a famously oil rich South American country was about its resources?

What are you some kind of stupid person?
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Things you never hear anyone say:

"This reminds me of an episode of Battlestar Galactica"
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
How it feels trying to put back together your following list after a long absence:
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Repost if you know someone who has had to depend on a food bank.
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Where's my instant fame and adoration?

Man, all those self help podcasts and 49.99 classes didn't help at all
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Libs anytime anything happens at any point over these four years:
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Can someone help me with my concrete plants?

Thanks.
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I really don't think Space:1999 did a good job of capturing what the 1990s would be like.

Strange they predicted 9/11, but still.
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Some fear are actually worth mongering about.

Like the threat of giant spiders.
January 2, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Happy Century Birthday To The 40 Hour Work Week! 🍻

I am so glad that in 1926 we landed on the Christ Ordained 🙌 40 Hour Work Week as the perfect balance of labor and leisure.

They get 5 days, you get 2 days. Duhhhhh.

Think about that before you complain about having to work too much.
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Finished a book on World War One and I learned about one of the coolest coldest motherfuckers who ever lived

Ecaterina Teodoroiu

She volunteered to fight in the Romanian Army after the death of her brother in the war. she was shot and killed yelling: "Forward men! Dont give up Im! still with you!"
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Got a new job building the complicated and easily circumvented security system for Giant Evil Incorporated.

Sure it directly harms our protagonists.

Sure it allows evil to prevail another day.

But have you seen the economy?

Say what you want about Dr. DESTRUCTO, but do you have full dental?
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Don't be wack, Don't smoke crack.
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yes...it is I, good 'ol General Rancor, big as life and twice as ugly.

All you did was blow up a few accounts. I got plenty of those!

Big accounts, hairy accounts, sexy accounts.

I got accounts all growing out of my ass!
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM