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Scott Surette
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bad at skateboarding, good at overthinking
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i'll take it
Scott Surette @scottsurette.com 309 followers 463 following 713 posts 5.7 rating Sonic Forces Released On: Nov 7, 2017 Metascore: 57 Mixed or Average Based on 46 Critic Reviews Hey You, Pikachu! Nintendo 64 Released On: Nov 6, 2000 Metascore: 57 Mixed or Average Based on 12 Critic Reviews Get Fit With Mel B Released On: Nov 26, 2010 Metascore: 57 Mixed or Average Based on 7 Critic Reviews
September 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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we in chicago baby
a “chicago handshake,” a shot of malort with a bottle of old style
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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important update: a good samaritan fixed it
spray paint on side of bridge reading “kids luv poops” instead of “kids luv cops”
September 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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excited to be the most insufferable person alive for the next 17 weeks
selfie of me wearing a new england patriots jersey
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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the expo hall featuring a borderlands 4 rage room, and the make-a-strip panel complete with hot dog fairy
@officialpax.bsky.social
magic the gathering spider-man booth themed as daily bugle switch 2 demo area borderlands 4 rage room booth mike and jerry of penny arcade drawing a comic strip on stage
September 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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featuring: full house for final fantasy tactics, a final fantasy 7-themed drag show, backstage at cosplay catwalk, and the blue dragon sunday/monday banner
full theater of attendees watching several people on stage discuss final fantasy tactics remake four drag performers on stage dressed as aerith, cloud, yshtola, and a chocobo backstage view of cosplayers on stage banner with panel schedule for blue dragon theater
September 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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too busy on days 2 and 3 to post but here are some pictures
dog wearing french cosplay for expedition 33, including sunglasses and holding a baguette in its mouth inside passage tiki themed bar inside passage wooden paddle with flaming hops on the right, and cocktail on the left served in a rainer can piroshky and monorail espresso
September 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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pine box my beloved
@pinnypalsafterdark.bsky.social
exterior of the pine box in seattle, a bar in the building a former funeral home an “adult capri sun,” basically just alcoholic fruit punch in a resealable pouch
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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day 1 in the books
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joke banner at PAX that reads: divorced vacations by Joan come wed or come alone, it doesn’t matter: you’ll wish you’d spent your entire life with our handsome waiters Ify Nwadiwe hosting a panel at PAX selfie of me wearing blue PAX enforcer shirt and lanyard with many pins
August 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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knocking out the breweries for #margaritaquest @pinnypalsafterdark.bsky.social
flight of beer from Great Notion brewery beer from Urban Family brewery beer from Stoup brewery group of people at a long table at Stoup brewery
August 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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PAX West thread let’s go
mod pizza: mushroom, red peppers, pesto drizzle, with a draft beer biscuit bitch: egg, cheese, and veggie sausage on a biscuit with cold brew + oat milk photo of Blue Dragon Theatre banner at PAX with the schedule of panels for Friday and Saturday photo of my PAX badge that says “enforcer” as well as a label with “surette” and a he/him sticker
August 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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i don't know what scheme by my daughter i'm complicit in right now
screenshot of a text conversation daughter: Does the Tomato 🍅 Kingdom exist? Lena's asking me: I don't know what that is daughter: Can you say yes and can you unsend that please screenshot of a text conversation daughter: Does the Tomato 🍅 Kingdom exist? Lena's asking [info text that reads "You unsent a message"] daughter: Can you say yes and can you unsend that please me: yes of course it exists daughter: Thank you
August 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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clearly wasn't at a halloween party in 2007
also clearly had an incredible winter break in 2009
screenshot of first five Steam purchases: Apr 4, 2011 Super Meat Boy Dec 13, 2010 Left 4 Dead 2 Dec 28, 2009 The Orange Box Dec 28, 2009 Morrowind Game of the Year Oblivion Game of the Year Deluxe Oct 31, 2007 Counter-Strike: Source
August 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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we out here
selfie of myself and my brother at the red sox game, i’m wearing an off-white t-shirt for pup the band and a grey hat, my brother is wearing a navy blue and white striped t-shirt and a black red sox hat
July 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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absolutely impeccable vibes
clear skies at fenway park during a red sox game, photo taken from high above the first base line with boston in the background
July 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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why is costar bullying me so much
screenshot of costar app that reads “your day at a glance — you so often desire the things that make you unhappy”
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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understatement of the year
a notification from the costar app that reads “your day at a glance — thoughts are hell.”
June 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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the chipotle app wants me to get a tattoo, capitalism rocks
screenshot of a notification from the chipotle app with a subject that reads “🖤 TATTED LIKE A CHIPOTLE BA…” and a body that reads “Friday the 13th exclusive: Turn 10 points into a chance at our limited-edition flash tattoo sheet. Terms apply.”
June 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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i love the taste of “regular”
a closeup of a tube of toothpaste that reads “cavity protection, strengthens teeth with active fluoride, great regular flavor”
June 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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nothing hits harder than an afternoon iced coffee in summer weather, we are so back
holding an iced coffee in front of an open car window, the sticker on the iced coffee cup reads “md ice orig cof, 3 caramel swl, oatmilk”
May 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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sleepy girls
black cat curled up on a couch yellow lab sleeping on a couch, front legs stretched out under her chin
May 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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a collection of photos from #paxeast day 4
the PAX East expo floor from above, with many booths and people a joke banner that reads “back in my day they were all nintendos. didn’t matter who made them, sonya, segway, playmobile, all nintendos. used to say “give me two bees for a quarter.” and if you didn’t feed your tamigotchi it died. you’d have a little funeral and ask your pop-pop for a new watch battery. but we actually used dice back then, instead of just putting them in nice wooden boxes on account of matt mercer used them on the internet tv once.” - brian liberge the empty main lobby of the boston convention center, with a large digital screen that says “thank you enforcers!” a selfie in front of a PAX graffiti wall
May 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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a bonus video from the warcraft 30th anniversary event, because it’s powerglove shredding music from sonic 2
May 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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a collection of photos from #paxeast day 3*
*the warcraft 30th anniversary event
Sylvanas Windrunner cosplayer in front of a statue of Sylvanas Windrunner room full of people at the royale nightclub in boston, some warcraft decor visible on the stage a Ysera cosplayer Warcraft dev team on stage
May 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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a collection of photos from #paxeast day 2
Jerry Holkins and Kris Straub on stage at PAX during the make-a-strip panel me and a man in a very convincing doctor eggman cosplay. i’m also holding a prop chaos emerald and eggman is holding a sonic puppet reaching for the emerald a man in a cosplay version of the “sickos” meme; he has a black shirt that says “sickos” and is holding a window in front of him that is decorated and says “yes… ha ha ha… YES!” a joke banner from PAX featuring a close-up image of a horse, with very small text wrapping around the border of the banner. it reads “our ancestors were drawing horses before they developed written language. the act of taking up a tool and using it to carve, scrape, or tint a surface to create an equine shape is an ancient, sacred practice, as essential a part of human experience as laughter, grief, joy, pain. to take up a pencil and describe an animal with crude shapes predates and will outlive civilization. anyone who says they can’t draw a horse denies their humanity.”
May 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM