Scott Surette
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bad at skateboarding, good at overthinking
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Scott Surette
@scottsurette.com
· Dec 6
this trend of people getting mad when i do dumb shit is dangerous and frankly undemocratic
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Ladies, Gents and all between and beyond.
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
desertbus.org
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ladies, Gents and all between and beyond.
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
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this game is making me a baseball fan
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
this game is making me a baseball fan
is there anything better than watching the bruins win in overtime?
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
is there anything better than watching the bruins win in overtime?
hi friends, i was laid off last week. please keep me in mind for any software engineer roles that you see pop up.
October 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
hi friends, i was laid off last week. please keep me in mind for any software engineer roles that you see pop up.
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:
ICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t.
Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home.
www.thehandbasket.co
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:
democrats will never save us because they're not designed to save us
I need ppl to understand that no matter how well meaning someone running as a democrat is, when they are absorbed and become somewhat dependent on the party, they will make concessions and use language they provide etc
It’s like how capitalists, no matter how well meaning, need to increase profit
It’s like how capitalists, no matter how well meaning, need to increase profit
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
democrats will never save us because they're not designed to save us
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mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
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thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
and they'll be paid 5x more, right?
Memo: Vishal Shah, Meta's VP of Metaverse, tells his team to use AI to "go 5X faster" and expects 80% of them to integrate AI into their day-to-day by Q4 (Jason Koebler/Wired)
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Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
October 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
and they'll be paid 5x more, right?
> Japan Is Set for Its First Female Prime Minister
oh, neat
> Sanae Takaichi, a hard-line conservative
ah, of course
oh, neat
> Sanae Takaichi, a hard-line conservative
ah, of course
Japan Is Set for Its First Female Prime Minister
www.nytimes.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
> Japan Is Set for Its First Female Prime Minister
oh, neat
> Sanae Takaichi, a hard-line conservative
ah, of course
oh, neat
> Sanae Takaichi, a hard-line conservative
ah, of course
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
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Oracle employees who expressed support for Palestine were "referred to internal mental health resources."
Oracle is about to own TikTok.
Oracle is about to own TikTok.
Execs at Oracle, the likely new owner of TikTok, are VERY outspoken in Israeli media about the company's "mission to support the State of Israel" & "unequivocal support for Israel."
Insufficiently pro-Israel Oracle staff receive mental health counseling. responsiblestatecraft.org/oracle-tikto...
Insufficiently pro-Israel Oracle staff receive mental health counseling. responsiblestatecraft.org/oracle-tikto...
Oracle execs: Love Israel or maybe this isn't the job for you
Employees who disagreed were reportedly referred to company mental health services
responsiblestatecraft.org
October 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oracle employees who expressed support for Palestine were "referred to internal mental health resources."
Oracle is about to own TikTok.
Oracle is about to own TikTok.
there’s a table of yankees fans at this bar and i don’t even care about baseball very much yet i still want to fight them
October 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
there’s a table of yankees fans at this bar and i don’t even care about baseball very much yet i still want to fight them
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
real ideation hours who up
September 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
real ideation hours who up
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I WOULDNT LOAN MONEY TO ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I WOULDNT LOAN MONEY TO ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
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A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
September 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
my mother has now made a total of ten (10) facebook posts mourning charlie kirk
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
my mother has now made a total of ten (10) facebook posts mourning charlie kirk
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the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective
September 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective