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Gotta be real here
Twitter is funnier
Twitter is funnier
I'll be fucked if I give any money to Apple; but I am GONNA see the new Vince Gilligan series.
October 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I'll be fucked if I give any money to Apple; but I am GONNA see the new Vince Gilligan series.
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McDonald's is the largest most powerful, most dominant fast food corporation on the planet with all the best food scientists working under them.
Why in the world does their ranch dip taste like garbage?
Why in the world does their ranch dip taste like garbage?
March 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
McDonald's is the largest most powerful, most dominant fast food corporation on the planet with all the best food scientists working under them.
Why in the world does their ranch dip taste like garbage?
Why in the world does their ranch dip taste like garbage?
It'd be a lot easier to kms if my mom were already passed on.
March 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It'd be a lot easier to kms if my mom were already passed on.
I'm, like, embarrassingly proud of my dumb D'nD character's stupid background blurb.
It's not even that well done; I just felt good writing something creative again, I guess.
It's not even that well done; I just felt good writing something creative again, I guess.
February 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm, like, embarrassingly proud of my dumb D'nD character's stupid background blurb.
It's not even that well done; I just felt good writing something creative again, I guess.
It's not even that well done; I just felt good writing something creative again, I guess.
Instagram has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (sexual).
Twitter has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (xenophobia).
Pinterest has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (knows too much).
Twitter has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (xenophobia).
Pinterest has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (knows too much).
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Instagram has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (sexual).
Twitter has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (xenophobia).
Pinterest has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (knows too much).
Twitter has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (xenophobia).
Pinterest has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (knows too much).
You can *either* be popular *or* live a real life
November 23, 2024 at 11:14 PM
You can *either* be popular *or* live a real life
FromSoft need a far better system in place to govern player HP values in terms of progression for their next game. Spending levels on vigor feels whack, even though it's objectively the best stat-point for value in Elden Ring.
November 17, 2024 at 7:44 PM
FromSoft need a far better system in place to govern player HP values in terms of progression for their next game. Spending levels on vigor feels whack, even though it's objectively the best stat-point for value in Elden Ring.
The best verses in the only Tom Tom Club songs worth listening to always name-drop a legendary musician and then end with a comedically-awkward multi-syllabic rhyme.
November 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
The best verses in the only Tom Tom Club songs worth listening to always name-drop a legendary musician and then end with a comedically-awkward multi-syllabic rhyme.
I'm a lil jealous of folks who can namedrop an entire list of media/fandoms/interests to hopefully connect with others over. It seems so naively simple.
I am the first to tell you I think I pretty much hate ~everything~ out there *and* I feel my version of that list would be •way• too long to post.
I am the first to tell you I think I pretty much hate ~everything~ out there *and* I feel my version of that list would be •way• too long to post.
November 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I'm a lil jealous of folks who can namedrop an entire list of media/fandoms/interests to hopefully connect with others over. It seems so naively simple.
I am the first to tell you I think I pretty much hate ~everything~ out there *and* I feel my version of that list would be •way• too long to post.
I am the first to tell you I think I pretty much hate ~everything~ out there *and* I feel my version of that list would be •way• too long to post.
Gotta be real here
Twitter is funnier
Twitter is funnier
November 3, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Gotta be real here
Twitter is funnier
Twitter is funnier
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Just had a 25 year old with a Steven Universe pic snarkily police how I post, this place really IS tumblr through the structural framework of twitter!
November 2, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Just had a 25 year old with a Steven Universe pic snarkily police how I post, this place really IS tumblr through the structural framework of twitter!
Where can I find the good music memes here?
November 3, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Where can I find the good music memes here?
Nobody wants to talk about this on the mainstream, prob b/c they're afraid of it being taken away, but;
Helldivers II has consistently buffed super credit farm strats for the last 3-4 patches in a row, at least.
Helldivers II has consistently buffed super credit farm strats for the last 3-4 patches in a row, at least.
October 31, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Nobody wants to talk about this on the mainstream, prob b/c they're afraid of it being taken away, but;
Helldivers II has consistently buffed super credit farm strats for the last 3-4 patches in a row, at least.
Helldivers II has consistently buffed super credit farm strats for the last 3-4 patches in a row, at least.
Worst-case-scenario: I think I just use this account to shitpost like I used to on Facebook 6+ years ago.
I suppose I am sorta overdue for a good outlet for that.
I suppose I am sorta overdue for a good outlet for that.
October 31, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Worst-case-scenario: I think I just use this account to shitpost like I used to on Facebook 6+ years ago.
I suppose I am sorta overdue for a good outlet for that.
I suppose I am sorta overdue for a good outlet for that.
I am tentatively posting stuff here because I have the suspicion that Elon is gonna nuke his platform (the only other good one) in an on-brand temper-tantrum when/if the election doesn't exactly go his way.
October 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I am tentatively posting stuff here because I have the suspicion that Elon is gonna nuke his platform (the only other good one) in an on-brand temper-tantrum when/if the election doesn't exactly go his way.
Radio edit of "I'm in Love with a Stripper" awkwardly censors it to "dancer." (Why tho? I don't even recall it being changed this way on the radio back in 2004 when it was new.)
My mind kept wanting to change it to "Slipper," or even "Gipper" and make it somehow about Regan.
Seemed way funnier. 🎶
My mind kept wanting to change it to "Slipper," or even "Gipper" and make it somehow about Regan.
Seemed way funnier. 🎶
October 27, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Radio edit of "I'm in Love with a Stripper" awkwardly censors it to "dancer." (Why tho? I don't even recall it being changed this way on the radio back in 2004 when it was new.)
My mind kept wanting to change it to "Slipper," or even "Gipper" and make it somehow about Regan.
Seemed way funnier. 🎶
My mind kept wanting to change it to "Slipper," or even "Gipper" and make it somehow about Regan.
Seemed way funnier. 🎶
Sorta miss when Insta would show me 4+ profiles of people I didn't want to follow or don't speak to anymore instead of half of an annoying Threads post.
October 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Sorta miss when Insta would show me 4+ profiles of people I didn't want to follow or don't speak to anymore instead of half of an annoying Threads post.
Threads seems to be where you go to find out, "Oh! She's a hoe now?"
Twitter under Musk did maybe one decent thing; they indeed purged the eThots, but they just found a new stomping ground to exploit.
And they all love tweeting about living in/there not being enough men in YOUR CITY oddly enough. 🤔
Twitter under Musk did maybe one decent thing; they indeed purged the eThots, but they just found a new stomping ground to exploit.
And they all love tweeting about living in/there not being enough men in YOUR CITY oddly enough. 🤔
October 22, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Threads seems to be where you go to find out, "Oh! She's a hoe now?"
Twitter under Musk did maybe one decent thing; they indeed purged the eThots, but they just found a new stomping ground to exploit.
And they all love tweeting about living in/there not being enough men in YOUR CITY oddly enough. 🤔
Twitter under Musk did maybe one decent thing; they indeed purged the eThots, but they just found a new stomping ground to exploit.
And they all love tweeting about living in/there not being enough men in YOUR CITY oddly enough. 🤔
Why the actual fuck is Twitter/X the only one of these bullshit apps to have a 'save draft' function!?
October 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Why the actual fuck is Twitter/X the only one of these bullshit apps to have a 'save draft' function!?
The hook for "See the Big Man Cry" sorta re-interprets the refrain of "How Much is that Doggy in the Window?" so it's sorta fitting he references that scenario in the song.
October 23, 2023 at 1:08 AM
The hook for "See the Big Man Cry" sorta re-interprets the refrain of "How Much is that Doggy in the Window?" so it's sorta fitting he references that scenario in the song.
"Tif-phony" is so similar to the root of the modern name "Tiffany" in both phonetics & general meaning that, going forward in life, I would be wary of anyone bearing that name on that basis alone.
August 20, 2023 at 3:39 PM
"Tif-phony" is so similar to the root of the modern name "Tiffany" in both phonetics & general meaning that, going forward in life, I would be wary of anyone bearing that name on that basis alone.