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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ
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Spooky Miniaturist / Professional Hag
Folklore | Ancient History | Dead Things

Scito, viri nihil sunt.
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Things to do in Autumn:
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm very tired. My rumination levels are well in excess of safety guidelines. Send benzos.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We are officially overdue for the next large scale disaster movie. Emmerich, you know what to do.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Take your problems out to the forest and leave them beneath the trees.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sleep? I don't sleep. I just rotate like an angry rotisserie chicken until dawn.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Also my £20 waterproof coat (that was brand new with tags saying £270 via Vinted) really paid off. 10/10 Snuggly as fuck
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
For some reason, the little valley in Exmoor near Tarr Farm was FILLED with pheasants. Just absolutely everywhere, having a time of their stupid pheasant lives. How we didn't hit one, I'll never know. Sad, because they're quite nice roasted and I'm not above collecting my own roadkill.
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Today we journeyed to the Tarr Steps in Exmoor. A 1000 year old stone step bridge over the river, (with a pub at one end where we had a cheeky pint). Bloody lovely.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don't know how to exist in a relationship where I'm not being treated like garbage. I'm so used to fight or flight that my brain is trying to manufacture reasons to panic??

It's so fucking tiring to be talking myself if an imaginary ledge every 5 goddamn minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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It's never too late to try something new.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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6 left!

the bonus will actually be a sticker sheet of little mari and festive friends!
November Booklet Preorders OPEN
2nd to last ever physical booklet

15 available
Free Little Mari and Krampus themed sticker (TBC)

skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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We’re constantly surrounded by information.
I don’t need more information.
I want to be surrounded by talking owls, forgetful wizards, enchanted swords that sing off-key, and tea brewing witches, studying ancient texts in the shadows.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Is there a way to stop hair from going fuzzy in this moist and yet somehow also freezing country??
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hair update: the 87% English humidity fucked it after 30 minutes.

I fear this is a battle I cannot win.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fuck, I'm getting sad again. Big nope.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have no way of finding out which Canberra storage facility it is in, but apparently everything I own will be sold by my ex husband on December 5th. I'm assuming it'll be an auction for the unit contents, so if you know about these things, keep an eye out. You will score some exceptional stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The Englishman came home from work today with Disintegration on CD after I said I was sad about having left all my music behind in Australia. He handed it to me and said it was just the first installment in rebuilding my collection 🥹
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November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The unhinged face of a woman who just washed her hair with products meant for horses and is MOST pleased with the results 🐎
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Better On Mute
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November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ok so like, 2 days ago I got really fucking sick of being a sad sack of shit and told myself to suck it up and start enjoying things again and it....worked??
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November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Choose kindness.
Choose love.
Choose books, both fun & powerful.
Choose a vehicle capable of outrunning the law, and fill it with banned books and friends who excel at a certain kind of mischief.
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fun fact, I forgot how sleepy codeine makes me in the 4000 years since Australia made it impossible to get.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Shazam but for what’s causing that sensation of nameless existential dread & creeping anxiety right now
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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You could be someone's light in the darkness.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM