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I am not sure who first said this so I can’t give credit.
It is still worth repeating.
Santa has been granted clearance to fly in Canadian airspace tonight.
This means he has a higher security clearance than Pierre Poilievre.
It is still worth repeating.
Santa has been granted clearance to fly in Canadian airspace tonight.
This means he has a higher security clearance than Pierre Poilievre.
December 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I am not sure who first said this so I can’t give credit.
It is still worth repeating.
Santa has been granted clearance to fly in Canadian airspace tonight.
This means he has a higher security clearance than Pierre Poilievre.
It is still worth repeating.
Santa has been granted clearance to fly in Canadian airspace tonight.
This means he has a higher security clearance than Pierre Poilievre.
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Why yes….yes, I am snort laughing…I can hear you laughing too…admit it 😂🤣
September 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why yes….yes, I am snort laughing…I can hear you laughing too…admit it 😂🤣
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March 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Please spread it everywhere -we want the media to pick it up.
Prime Minister Marc Carney 🇨🇦 - #cdnpoli
I did it in two weeks. Why can't Poilievre do it after 3 years?
I did it in two weeks. Why can't Poilievre do it after 3 years?
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Please spread it everywhere -we want the media to pick it up.
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Well... the State of the DisUnion will begin, shortly. I'm gonna be in attendance 😳😏. DO NOT WATCH!
March 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well... the State of the DisUnion will begin, shortly. I'm gonna be in attendance 😳😏. DO NOT WATCH!
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31% of Americans approve of Trump's handling of the cost of living.
36% approve of international trade.
39% approve of his foreign policy.
~ Reuters/Ipsos poll.
He’s losing! Keep up the good fight! ✊🏼
#SOTU
36% approve of international trade.
39% approve of his foreign policy.
~ Reuters/Ipsos poll.
He’s losing! Keep up the good fight! ✊🏼
#SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
31% of Americans approve of Trump's handling of the cost of living.
36% approve of international trade.
39% approve of his foreign policy.
~ Reuters/Ipsos poll.
He’s losing! Keep up the good fight! ✊🏼
#SOTU
36% approve of international trade.
39% approve of his foreign policy.
~ Reuters/Ipsos poll.
He’s losing! Keep up the good fight! ✊🏼
#SOTU
Perfect. Well done.
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Perfect. Well done.
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Bruce MacKinnon, Halifax Chronicle Herald
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bruce MacKinnon, Halifax Chronicle Herald
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No eggs, no coffee
January 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
No eggs, no coffee
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me in the morning once trump imposes a 50% tariff on colombian imports
January 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me in the morning once trump imposes a 50% tariff on colombian imports
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“Listen, you fat fuck… you don’t come into my state and pull a PR stunt at the expense of my constituents. I’m not your boy…”
~ what the voices in my head think Gov Newsom said to Shitler.
~ what the voices in my head think Gov Newsom said to Shitler.
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“Listen, you fat fuck… you don’t come into my state and pull a PR stunt at the expense of my constituents. I’m not your boy…”
~ what the voices in my head think Gov Newsom said to Shitler.
~ what the voices in my head think Gov Newsom said to Shitler.
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I shot heroin for 15 years, and it worked for me. Can I have a job with you?
Guess my name.
Guess my name.
December 18, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I shot heroin for 15 years, and it worked for me. Can I have a job with you?
Guess my name.
Guess my name.
BREAKING!!!
December 18, 2024 at 7:41 AM
BREAKING!!!
Sums it up.
December 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Sums it up.
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Truth!
November 29, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Truth!
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I needed to see this, maybe you do too.
Everyone needs a friend like this in their lives. An update on the Grandma who accidentally invited teen to Thanksgiving dinner celebrates 8 years of a beautiful friendship.
“You’re not my grandma, but can I still get a plate tho?”
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Everyone needs a friend like this in their lives. An update on the Grandma who accidentally invited teen to Thanksgiving dinner celebrates 8 years of a beautiful friendship.
“You’re not my grandma, but can I still get a plate tho?”
🧵
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I needed to see this, maybe you do too.
Everyone needs a friend like this in their lives. An update on the Grandma who accidentally invited teen to Thanksgiving dinner celebrates 8 years of a beautiful friendship.
“You’re not my grandma, but can I still get a plate tho?”
🧵
Everyone needs a friend like this in their lives. An update on the Grandma who accidentally invited teen to Thanksgiving dinner celebrates 8 years of a beautiful friendship.
“You’re not my grandma, but can I still get a plate tho?”
🧵
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48 years ago, an absolute classic.
Archie and Edith are waiting in the hospital and Archie tells Edith to "read something." 😂😂😂
Archie and Edith are waiting in the hospital and Archie tells Edith to "read something." 😂😂😂
November 26, 2024 at 10:38 PM
48 years ago, an absolute classic.
Archie and Edith are waiting in the hospital and Archie tells Edith to "read something." 😂😂😂
Archie and Edith are waiting in the hospital and Archie tells Edith to "read something." 😂😂😂