Screamindeath
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Just on here to see what friends are up to. I don’t expect to post things.
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Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/
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Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots
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Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives https://theonion.com/ai-enabled-teddy-bear-pulled-from-shelves-for-giving-advice-on-bdsm-where-to-find-knives/
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives https://theonion.com/ai-enabled-teddy-bear-pulled-from-shelves-for-giving-advice-on-bdsm-where-to-find-knives/
Vancoufur. That is all.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Vancoufur. That is all.
Remember, the wall paint is free. You can just lick it.
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Remember, the wall paint is free. You can just lick it.
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Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size https://theonion.com/coca-cola-introduces-new-30-liter-size-1819564066/
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size https://theonion.com/coca-cola-introduces-new-30-liter-size-1819564066/
When I ask I the artist to make it life size
October 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When I ask I the artist to make it life size
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Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked
September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked
Why has no one done Cole Porter’s “You’re the Top” but it’s 2 bottoms arguing about who tops who?
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Why has no one done Cole Porter’s “You’re the Top” but it’s 2 bottoms arguing about who tops who?
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Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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July 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
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July 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
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Pros And Cons Of Banning Fireworks
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June 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pros And Cons Of Banning Fireworks
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
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Food Banks Begin Accepting Donations From Homosexuals
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June 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Food Banks Begin Accepting Donations From Homosexuals
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Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches
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June 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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‘It’s Good To Practice Some Self Care,’ Says Man Kicking Back And Letting Last Chance At Happiness And Success Slip Away
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May 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
‘It’s Good To Practice Some Self Care,’ Says Man Kicking Back And Letting Last Chance At Happiness And Success Slip Away
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Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger
May 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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“Working with Dr. Luke on my fav single in years—this is for the ladies out there who can’t catch a goddamn break even though they’re seriously trying their best,” Katy Perry said theonion.com/katy-pe...
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Making Fun Of Me.” “Working with Dr. Luke on my fav single in years—this is for the ladies out there who can’t […]
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May 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Working with Dr. Luke on my fav single in years—this is for the ladies out there who can’t catch a goddamn break even though they’re seriously trying their best,” Katy Perry said theonion.com/katy-pe...
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14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness
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May 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness
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