Screaming Turnip
@screamingturnip.bsky.social
he/him
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
honestly i just wish my mind wasnt trying to find a throughline
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 AM
honestly i just wish my mind wasnt trying to find a throughline
thats fair but like I think "protection" is quite often shaming the local nation into not destroying shit that came before it.
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 AM
thats fair but like I think "protection" is quite often shaming the local nation into not destroying shit that came before it.
I wanted to go to the mounds at some point
January 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I wanted to go to the mounds at some point
I cant count over 50.
math gets really hard when you're working out
math gets really hard when you're working out
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I cant count over 50.
math gets really hard when you're working out
math gets really hard when you're working out
Did we ever get back in unesco?
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Did we ever get back in unesco?
I dunno, im not trying to hate on a bow but and I'm not trying to belittle english bowyers but its just not an amazingly unique weapon.
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I dunno, im not trying to hate on a bow but and I'm not trying to belittle english bowyers but its just not an amazingly unique weapon.
I dont actually think they're distraction free. I more noticed that I tend to enjoy having an appliance for an application. I seem to enjoy the novelty so I guess it kinda makes writing the distraction for me.
January 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I dont actually think they're distraction free. I more noticed that I tend to enjoy having an appliance for an application. I seem to enjoy the novelty so I guess it kinda makes writing the distraction for me.
They're still pretty good if you want to write
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 AM
They're still pretty good if you want to write
I mean it's a very popular invention sometimes (rarely)
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I mean it's a very popular invention sometimes (rarely)
wait shit that is a slipper isnt it
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
wait shit that is a slipper isnt it
I mean they're ALL nerves
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I mean they're ALL nerves
I can't really*
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I can't really*
I'm more worried that this kid is just going to think that the Saracens were just another name for vikings and not you know... Arabs.
I think Saracen is also an epithet but like I can really read malice, just confusion
I think Saracen is also an epithet but like I can really read malice, just confusion
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I'm more worried that this kid is just going to think that the Saracens were just another name for vikings and not you know... Arabs.
I think Saracen is also an epithet but like I can really read malice, just confusion
I think Saracen is also an epithet but like I can really read malice, just confusion
Oh right the publisher. Yeah that makes more sense
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Oh right the publisher. Yeah that makes more sense
motherfucker set fire to his own career, sizeable legacy and personal life by punching downwards. Just kicked himself in the dick because trans people criticized him a little bit.
But like gotta stick with the clod I guess.
But like gotta stick with the clod I guess.
January 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
motherfucker set fire to his own career, sizeable legacy and personal life by punching downwards. Just kicked himself in the dick because trans people criticized him a little bit.
But like gotta stick with the clod I guess.
But like gotta stick with the clod I guess.
"why tho?" is kind of the other side of payment processors destroying sex work.
Yanno the sexworkers side.
Parker Molloy doing a praxis.
Yanno the sexworkers side.
Parker Molloy doing a praxis.
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
"why tho?" is kind of the other side of payment processors destroying sex work.
Yanno the sexworkers side.
Parker Molloy doing a praxis.
Yanno the sexworkers side.
Parker Molloy doing a praxis.
I feel like we're closer at least.
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I feel like we're closer at least.
Is dude trying to psyche himself up for "young girls"? Dude it's REALLY okay to not do that
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Is dude trying to psyche himself up for "young girls"? Dude it's REALLY okay to not do that
or just a poorly maintained crevice
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
or just a poorly maintained crevice
Somberly looking at a tree and saying "That's a communist tree" is kind of lynchian
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Somberly looking at a tree and saying "That's a communist tree" is kind of lynchian