Screaming Turnip
@screamingturnip.bsky.social
he/him
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
Pinned
Hey. Lefist not liberal.
Barely Bisexual.
Pro ukraine. Anti israel
Be nice to trans people.
ACAB.
Barely Bisexual.
Pro ukraine. Anti israel
Be nice to trans people.
ACAB.
Yo the genie bottle thing was some famous scientist right?
Because thats a wild phrase to choose. Like you have all these choices and you come up with a dude and putting a dude in a prison is kinda bad but like in the popular Barbara Eden/Disney ass conception? You can.
Because thats a wild phrase to choose. Like you have all these choices and you come up with a dude and putting a dude in a prison is kinda bad but like in the popular Barbara Eden/Disney ass conception? You can.
I got as far as "There's no putting this genie back in the bottle" and stopped reading.
"We shouldn't do anything about AI and thus give ourselves to it" is not actually anything resembling responsible.
"We shouldn't do anything about AI and thus give ourselves to it" is not actually anything resembling responsible.
Erin Underwood: Open Letter to the Science Fiction Writers Association and Community on AI
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Erin's core thesis is "There are responsible ways to use AI that support creators without replacing creative labor."
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Erin's core thesis is "There are responsible ways to use AI that support creators without replacing creative labor."
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yo the genie bottle thing was some famous scientist right?
Because thats a wild phrase to choose. Like you have all these choices and you come up with a dude and putting a dude in a prison is kinda bad but like in the popular Barbara Eden/Disney ass conception? You can.
Because thats a wild phrase to choose. Like you have all these choices and you come up with a dude and putting a dude in a prison is kinda bad but like in the popular Barbara Eden/Disney ass conception? You can.
Could Jeff Bezos stop catcalling me.
The surveillance state is whistling at me every fucking time I walk by a door camera.
It makes me want to become a burglar.
The surveillance state is whistling at me every fucking time I walk by a door camera.
It makes me want to become a burglar.
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Could Jeff Bezos stop catcalling me.
The surveillance state is whistling at me every fucking time I walk by a door camera.
It makes me want to become a burglar.
The surveillance state is whistling at me every fucking time I walk by a door camera.
It makes me want to become a burglar.
"I've killed all these children by turning them to stone, time to return to my horrible smart people culture"
Just saw this garbage image on LinkedIn and immediately thought "Won't the obviously unbalanced cranial mass cause this guy to fall off the plank to Smart People Land?"
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"I've killed all these children by turning them to stone, time to return to my horrible smart people culture"
He flipped a brick. Like yeah I understand the cybertruck has problems/ is a problem but he flipped a fucking brick
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
He flipped a brick. Like yeah I understand the cybertruck has problems/ is a problem but he flipped a fucking brick
This is so much shitty effort. Just be there, placate, turn off the oven
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is so much shitty effort. Just be there, placate, turn off the oven
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My cat’s butthole went viral on threads for Christmas. 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My cat’s butthole went viral on threads for Christmas. 🤣
Eugenics ain't the genie you have to worry about putting back in the bottle.
Its a dumb. Its a dumb thats attractive because killing people is easier conceptually than infrastructure.
Its a dumb. Its a dumb thats attractive because killing people is easier conceptually than infrastructure.
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Eugenics ain't the genie you have to worry about putting back in the bottle.
Its a dumb. Its a dumb thats attractive because killing people is easier conceptually than infrastructure.
Its a dumb. Its a dumb thats attractive because killing people is easier conceptually than infrastructure.
Just like, you enter into a lottery that involves a lot of skill to get a ticket but like powerball level odds are against once you get the ticket. But you smart one that you are forged a ticket. There's plenty of lotteries where you don't make tickets with blood sweat and tears but that's not you
The frequency with which this is happening is so bleak and depressing. Knowing a book has no AI before beginning it, and paying for it, and spending time on it, shouldn’t be a guessing game.
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Just like, you enter into a lottery that involves a lot of skill to get a ticket but like powerball level odds are against once you get the ticket. But you smart one that you are forged a ticket. There's plenty of lotteries where you don't make tickets with blood sweat and tears but that's not you
Meat flavored prego tastes like the memory of hamburger
I imagine this is what soylent green actually is, just a faint whisp of meat
I imagine this is what soylent green actually is, just a faint whisp of meat
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Meat flavored prego tastes like the memory of hamburger
I imagine this is what soylent green actually is, just a faint whisp of meat
I imagine this is what soylent green actually is, just a faint whisp of meat
So like, AI is going so badly that they're going to rebrand random jobs to be "more human sounding"
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
So like, AI is going so badly that they're going to rebrand random jobs to be "more human sounding"
Nominative Determinism is fake but like I feel like if it was real, John Galecki would be in mob movies.
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nominative Determinism is fake but like I feel like if it was real, John Galecki would be in mob movies.
Dear elf, that is a terrible release. Pinch draw is a thing but like you probably want to be covering the whole arrow
what a game from your childhood that everyone but you called mid?
they could never make me hate you
they could never make me hate you
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dear elf, that is a terrible release. Pinch draw is a thing but like you probably want to be covering the whole arrow
I'm done with christmas. I put some money it and its weird mostly. Maybe good but odd.
Money for *me*, not real money. Dont get too excited
Money for *me*, not real money. Dont get too excited
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm done with christmas. I put some money it and its weird mostly. Maybe good but odd.
Money for *me*, not real money. Dont get too excited
Money for *me*, not real money. Dont get too excited
I thought this was some weird mastodon shit post.
I forgot a waiter can be called a server
I forgot a waiter can be called a server
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I thought this was some weird mastodon shit post.
I forgot a waiter can be called a server
I forgot a waiter can be called a server
If you want insight into gop in Indiana: I dunno why they're scared of us but they are
Us being Marion county.
Not like "I'm scared of black people, gay people, Hispanics and liberals"
More like there's always a point where they fall back, retreat as if there's a sleeping giant politically
Us being Marion county.
Not like "I'm scared of black people, gay people, Hispanics and liberals"
More like there's always a point where they fall back, retreat as if there's a sleeping giant politically
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you want insight into gop in Indiana: I dunno why they're scared of us but they are
Us being Marion county.
Not like "I'm scared of black people, gay people, Hispanics and liberals"
More like there's always a point where they fall back, retreat as if there's a sleeping giant politically
Us being Marion county.
Not like "I'm scared of black people, gay people, Hispanics and liberals"
More like there's always a point where they fall back, retreat as if there's a sleeping giant politically
I am the last person to see Sinners, which is the last movie I saw
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am the last person to see Sinners, which is the last movie I saw
God that would be a scene. But don't get rid of the old stock except the Steven Segal. Roadhouse, 400 Blows, The Avenging Angels and then the ridiculous knives, the big gulps, the cowboy hats
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
God that would be a scene. But don't get rid of the old stock except the Steven Segal. Roadhouse, 400 Blows, The Avenging Angels and then the ridiculous knives, the big gulps, the cowboy hats
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Scam alert: Someone is pretending to be me and reaching out to authors. The pitch contains enough specific details that it sounds plausible at first.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Scam alert: Someone is pretending to be me and reaching out to authors. The pitch contains enough specific details that it sounds plausible at first.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
To the tune of Missing by Everything but the Girl
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
To the tune of Missing by Everything but the Girl
He's had a whole career where he managed not to spit in Uma Thurman's mouth non consensually
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
He's had a whole career where he managed not to spit in Uma Thurman's mouth non consensually
yeah thats what this duck tape ass "socialized medicine" needs. A fucking bargain bin robot will fix it
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
yeah thats what this duck tape ass "socialized medicine" needs. A fucking bargain bin robot will fix it
This is a warning about fruit confused for permission to ingest geology
if god didn't want us to eat rocks why would he make some of them so tasty looking
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is a warning about fruit confused for permission to ingest geology
I know its literally a purple, but purple cabbage counts as a green right?
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know its literally a purple, but purple cabbage counts as a green right?
what does the glove do here?
She finds security perched on the glove of Bob Kennedy? She likes the expensive meat he gives her?
She finds security perched on the glove of Bob Kennedy? She likes the expensive meat he gives her?
oh my fucking god she writes like Olivia. Are these people all in the same book club or something
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
what does the glove do here?
She finds security perched on the glove of Bob Kennedy? She likes the expensive meat he gives her?
She finds security perched on the glove of Bob Kennedy? She likes the expensive meat he gives her?
I understand the use of this meme but...
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I understand the use of this meme but...
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.