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I Don't Want to Wear Pants
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I do restaurants, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you.

Here for a lot of things, not here for some things.
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#FreePalestine #TransRights
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30 pushups, stage risers, 3x75' red carpets.
One of the best scenes in the manga.
i like this one, i hope she shows up more often :0
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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how we got here
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Radio is beyond red

Gamma rays, beyond blue

There are 80 octaves of the electromagnetic spectrum

But only one we can view 🧪
February 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Think about every billionaire who simultaneously believes his job is indispensable and irreplaceable and extremely taxing, and that he can also do it while chatting nonstop 24/7 with Epstein and shitposting, and then sending exactly 3 emails a day related to business.
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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*chefs kiss
February 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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She fucking killed an entire family while speeding in her Mercedes SUV and they’re not going to even take her license away??
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Roses are red
Holidays are for show
February 14, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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“Under a mild defunding scenario—defined as a continuation of current downward trends—the projected excess deaths would be 9·4 million (95% UI 6·2–12·6) overall and 2·5 million (1·8–3·2) among children younger than 5 years.”

www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Impact of two decades of humanitarian and development assistance and the projected mortality consequences of current defunding to 2030: retrospective evaluation and forecasting analysis
ODA funding has played a decisive role in reducing preventable mortality across LMICs over the past two decades, and the abrupt withdrawal of this support threatens to cause millions of avoidable deat...
www.thelancet.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
CBP and ICE still have that $75 BN the Democrats let Trump give 'em last year.

Even odds it's gonna get much worse in the short term.
BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security shuts down as the White House and Democratic leaders continue to discuss changes to U.S. immigration enforcement.
Homeland Security Department shuts down as Democrats and Trump negotiate changes
The White House and Senate Democrats have been trading offers on changes to DHS and ICE after two Americans were killed in Minneapolis.
nbcnews.to
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"Okay"

He wasn't even excited, just a matter of fact.

Love this kid.
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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You can always punch Nazis, it's always morally correct
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
"Neely discovered evidence"

You mean the evidence, period?
The default assumption should be that they’re lying
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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To hell with a Joe Rogan for the left. Can I have a Mitch McConnell for Democrats, please? Imagine having someone who would go as hard in the paint for civil rights as McConnell did for antiblackness.
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.

The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I think on some level this isn't just performative chest thumping. Despite being a billionaire who can afford whatever level of security, I absolutely believe he is constantly scared of others.
Wow, I don’t know who this guy is but he sounds incredibly cool. What a badass! SWOON.
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM