I Don't Want to Wear Pants
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I do restaurants, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you.
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30 pushups, stage risers, 3x75' red carpets.
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30 pushups, stage risers, 3x75' red carpets.
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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βUnder a mild defunding scenarioβdefined as a continuation of current downward trendsβthe projected excess deaths would be 9Β·4 million (95% UI 6Β·2β12Β·6) overall and 2Β·5 million (1Β·8β3Β·2) among children younger than 5 years.β
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Impact of two decades of humanitarian and development assistance and the projected mortality consequences of current defunding to 2030: retrospective evaluation and forecasting analysis
ODA funding has played a decisive role in reducing preventable mortality across LMICs
over the past two decades, and the abrupt withdrawal of this support threatens to
cause millions of avoidable deat...
www.thelancet.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
βUnder a mild defunding scenarioβdefined as a continuation of current downward trendsβthe projected excess deaths would be 9Β·4 million (95% UI 6Β·2β12Β·6) overall and 2Β·5 million (1Β·8β3Β·2) among children younger than 5 years.β
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
CBP and ICE still have that $75 BN the Democrats let Trump give 'em last year.
Even odds it's gonna get much worse in the short term.
Even odds it's gonna get much worse in the short term.
BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security shuts down as the White House and Democratic leaders continue to discuss changes to U.S. immigration enforcement.
Homeland Security Department shuts down as Democrats and Trump negotiate changes
The White House and Senate Democrats have been trading offers on changes to DHS and ICE after two Americans were killed in Minneapolis.
nbcnews.to
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 AM
CBP and ICE still have that $75 BN the Democrats let Trump give 'em last year.
Even odds it's gonna get much worse in the short term.
Even odds it's gonna get much worse in the short term.
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There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.
I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.
There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.
There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.
I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.
There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.
There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Not school though! Every class I had the teacher had the TV on, glad teenagers aren't easily traumatized!
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Not school though! Every class I had the teacher had the TV on, glad teenagers aren't easily traumatized!
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasnβt for detainees β it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasnβt for detainees β it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
The funniest thing is that of COURSE he's getting ratio'd. They absolutely will not salivate over "much freedumbs" posts when there is violence happening.
They'll always go for the violence cause they laugh at it.
They'll always go for the violence cause they laugh at it.
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The funniest thing is that of COURSE he's getting ratio'd. They absolutely will not salivate over "much freedumbs" posts when there is violence happening.
They'll always go for the violence cause they laugh at it.
They'll always go for the violence cause they laugh at it.
Wasn't it one of the Roman emperors attributed to that quote how whether or not God is Good/Bad/Non Existent, your actions on earth matter the most?
I refuse to worship a god that wouldn't laugh at a church getting pissy over a Groundhog.
I refuse to worship a god that wouldn't laugh at a church getting pissy over a Groundhog.
February 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Wasn't it one of the Roman emperors attributed to that quote how whether or not God is Good/Bad/Non Existent, your actions on earth matter the most?
I refuse to worship a god that wouldn't laugh at a church getting pissy over a Groundhog.
I refuse to worship a god that wouldn't laugh at a church getting pissy over a Groundhog.
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
"Okay"
He wasn't even excited, just a matter of fact.
Love this kid.
He wasn't even excited, just a matter of fact.
Love this kid.
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
"Okay"
He wasn't even excited, just a matter of fact.
Love this kid.
He wasn't even excited, just a matter of fact.
Love this kid.
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You can always punch Nazis, it's always morally correct
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
You can always punch Nazis, it's always morally correct
Sure, like Canada needs more nice dogs.
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Sure, like Canada needs more nice dogs.
What I love about this is like, that church is upset people are looking for weather advice from a groundhog /instead of the church I guess?/
I missed the part in the Gospels where after Jesus turned water into wine he predicted Partly Cloudy, Chance of Rain in the afternoon.
I missed the part in the Gospels where after Jesus turned water into wine he predicted Partly Cloudy, Chance of Rain in the afternoon.
February 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
What I love about this is like, that church is upset people are looking for weather advice from a groundhog /instead of the church I guess?/
I missed the part in the Gospels where after Jesus turned water into wine he predicted Partly Cloudy, Chance of Rain in the afternoon.
I missed the part in the Gospels where after Jesus turned water into wine he predicted Partly Cloudy, Chance of Rain in the afternoon.
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasnβt for detainees β it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasnβt for detainees β it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
"Neely discovered evidence"
You mean the evidence, period?
You mean the evidence, period?
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
"Neely discovered evidence"
You mean the evidence, period?
You mean the evidence, period?
157k deaths due to injuries alone that year, out of like, 2.2 mil, with only 2988 from the terror attack, which was classified as homicide, so absolutely.
9/11 wasn't even statistically significant!
9/11 wasn't even statistically significant!
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
157k deaths due to injuries alone that year, out of like, 2.2 mil, with only 2988 from the terror attack, which was classified as homicide, so absolutely.
9/11 wasn't even statistically significant!
9/11 wasn't even statistically significant!
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This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadnβt hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadnβt hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.
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To hell with a Joe Rogan for the left. Can I have a Mitch McConnell for Democrats, please? Imagine having someone who would go as hard in the paint for civil rights as McConnell did for antiblackness.
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
To hell with a Joe Rogan for the left. Can I have a Mitch McConnell for Democrats, please? Imagine having someone who would go as hard in the paint for civil rights as McConnell did for antiblackness.
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James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
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Best advertisement Iβve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement Iβve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
I think on some level this isn't just performative chest thumping. Despite being a billionaire who can afford whatever level of security, I absolutely believe he is constantly scared of others.
Wow, I donβt know who this guy is but he sounds incredibly cool. What a badass! SWOON.
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think on some level this isn't just performative chest thumping. Despite being a billionaire who can afford whatever level of security, I absolutely believe he is constantly scared of others.
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"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, itβs a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check β $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, itβs a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check β $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, itβs a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check β $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, itβs a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check β $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
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Honestly, between this and "Beorn's origin is Tom Bombadil fucked a bear" one should really be grateful I wasn't hired to work on Rings of Power.
Iβm imaging Tolkien scholars performing a seance with the professor to settle whether balrogs do or do not have wings, only for him to refuse to answer and instead reveal all balrogs have huge dongs.
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Honestly, between this and "Beorn's origin is Tom Bombadil fucked a bear" one should really be grateful I wasn't hired to work on Rings of Power.