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I Don't Want to Wear Pants
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I do restaurants, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you.

Here for a lot of things, not here for some things.
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#FreePalestine #TransRights
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30 pushups, stage risers, 3x75' red carpets.
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There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"Okay"

He wasn't even excited, just a matter of fact.

Love this kid.
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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You can always punch Nazis, it's always morally correct
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
"Neely discovered evidence"

You mean the evidence, period?
The default assumption should be that they’re lying
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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To hell with a Joe Rogan for the left. Can I have a Mitch McConnell for Democrats, please? Imagine having someone who would go as hard in the paint for civil rights as McConnell did for antiblackness.
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.

The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I think on some level this isn't just performative chest thumping. Despite being a billionaire who can afford whatever level of security, I absolutely believe he is constantly scared of others.
Wow, I don’t know who this guy is but he sounds incredibly cool. What a badass! SWOON.
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Honestly, between this and "Beorn's origin is Tom Bombadil fucked a bear" one should really be grateful I wasn't hired to work on Rings of Power.
I’m imaging Tolkien scholars performing a seance with the professor to settle whether balrogs do or do not have wings, only for him to refuse to answer and instead reveal all balrogs have huge dongs.
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
No, because my dad doesn't vote for guys with Nazi tattoos. It's that simple.

Everyone else is fine, get the Nazi apologist who has never won an election off the cover please.
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.

It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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I can respect leaking military secrets to win a forum argument but to do it for profit is just unseemly.
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Somebody tweeted once that most of modern conservative politics boils down to “I don’t like that this doesn’t give me a boner” and “I don’t like that this does give me a boner,” and I think about that tweet enough that I wish I had the foresight to screenshot it.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Everyone who did business with Epstein after his conviction in 2008 knew who he was.

Everyone doing business with Musk right now knows who he is.

Monstrous filth, morally repugnant.
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Legal status doesn’t matter: if you exceed ICE’s melanin threshold, you get snatched. It is ethnic cleansing. There is no other word for it.

The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after.

I’ve had a front row seat.

7/
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Our Spring Preview issue includes a look at the growing trend of YA graphic novel romances, an interview with Newbery Honor author Jasmine Warga, a cover by Eisner Award nominee Mika Song, and more buff.ly/S0VInqw
February 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Ngl I want this.
Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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One thing to bear in mind as critical context is that these are the biggest fucking cowards who ever lived. He "survived" being spoken to sternly by a woman.
in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM