I Don't Want to Wear Pants
@xehtfodrol.bsky.social
I do restaurants, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you.
Here for a lot of things, not here for some things.
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#FreePalestine #TransRights
Here for a lot of things, not here for some things.
🖤🩶🤍💜
#FreePalestine #TransRights
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30 pushups, stage risers, 3x75' red carpets.
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30 pushups, stage risers, 3x75' red carpets.
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YOUNG MAN
what’s that thing that you found, I said
YOUNG MAN
it’s a leaf on the ground, I said
YOUNG MAN
it will make a cool sound, when you
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE
[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]
It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
what’s that thing that you found, I said
YOUNG MAN
it’s a leaf on the ground, I said
YOUNG MAN
it will make a cool sound, when you
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE
[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]
It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
YOUNG MAN
what’s that thing that you found, I said
YOUNG MAN
it’s a leaf on the ground, I said
YOUNG MAN
it will make a cool sound, when you
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE
[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]
It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
what’s that thing that you found, I said
YOUNG MAN
it’s a leaf on the ground, I said
YOUNG MAN
it will make a cool sound, when you
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE
[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]
It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
Need to go order it from my local comic shop as soon as I have time!
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Need to go order it from my local comic shop as soon as I have time!
Sometimes people need simple. Everything doesn't have to be complicated, tbf
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Sometimes people need simple. Everything doesn't have to be complicated, tbf
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She's been doing a new comic recently, SIDE QUESTED, with @alepresser.com as her artist, and I had eyed it but never quite committed--I missed the start and catching up felt like a committment.
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
She's been doing a new comic recently, SIDE QUESTED, with @alepresser.com as her artist, and I had eyed it but never quite committed--I missed the start and catching up felt like a committment.
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I first met @kbspangler.com because she decided to put one of my book covers in her comic A GIRL AND HER FED. It was being read by a foul-mouthed superintelligent koala, and that was how I knew we would be sympatico and should be friends.
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I first met @kbspangler.com because she decided to put one of my book covers in her comic A GIRL AND HER FED. It was being read by a foul-mouthed superintelligent koala, and that was how I knew we would be sympatico and should be friends.
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When a headline says it all:
Trump administration removes Rainbow Flag from Stonewall National Monument
The Trump administration removed a large Rainbow Flag from a flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument, the National Park Service confirmed to Gay City News
gaycitynews.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
When a headline says it all:
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This post is going viral, but this isn't walking back. It's reiterating the initial press release. There's no new information in this post, aside from them saying they're using a different ID partner (which doesn't solve that problem) and the Reddit joke. Everything else is the same. Keep pushing.
Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 AM
This post is going viral, but this isn't walking back. It's reiterating the initial press release. There's no new information in this post, aside from them saying they're using a different ID partner (which doesn't solve that problem) and the Reddit joke. Everything else is the same. Keep pushing.
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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One more thought about Bad Bunny.
If a performance is in Spanish and you don’t speak Spanish, there are two responses you can have.
A. Huh. I wish I spoke Spanish. That’d be cool. Maybe I should learn.
B. My lack of knowledge should dictate the decisions of others.
A is a more interesting life.
If a performance is in Spanish and you don’t speak Spanish, there are two responses you can have.
A. Huh. I wish I spoke Spanish. That’d be cool. Maybe I should learn.
B. My lack of knowledge should dictate the decisions of others.
A is a more interesting life.
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 AM
One more thought about Bad Bunny.
If a performance is in Spanish and you don’t speak Spanish, there are two responses you can have.
A. Huh. I wish I spoke Spanish. That’d be cool. Maybe I should learn.
B. My lack of knowledge should dictate the decisions of others.
A is a more interesting life.
If a performance is in Spanish and you don’t speak Spanish, there are two responses you can have.
A. Huh. I wish I spoke Spanish. That’d be cool. Maybe I should learn.
B. My lack of knowledge should dictate the decisions of others.
A is a more interesting life.
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Just as a reminder don’t do this for like a dozen reasons but also the fact they had a huge leak of peoples IDs already a few months ago.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Just as a reminder don’t do this for like a dozen reasons but also the fact they had a huge leak of peoples IDs already a few months ago.
I had savory for dinner, worked out, now I want sweets!
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I had savory for dinner, worked out, now I want sweets!
Every woman since the dawn of humanity before going off to get shit done.
I went to Costco! I TOLD him he wasn't allowed to die of protein deficiency but NOOOOO
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Every woman since the dawn of humanity before going off to get shit done.
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AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
What fucking "guardrails" do you put in place to stop ICE executing people in the streets?
Or kidnapping 5 year olds?
Please explain, in detail, the "training" they need.
Otherwise shut the fuck up and resign.
Or kidnapping 5 year olds?
Please explain, in detail, the "training" they need.
Otherwise shut the fuck up and resign.
I won’t support additional funding for ICE unless we put guardrails in place to make sure ICE is better trained and actually focused on making our communities safer.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
What fucking "guardrails" do you put in place to stop ICE executing people in the streets?
Or kidnapping 5 year olds?
Please explain, in detail, the "training" they need.
Otherwise shut the fuck up and resign.
Or kidnapping 5 year olds?
Please explain, in detail, the "training" they need.
Otherwise shut the fuck up and resign.
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this is the same democrat who said ICE should be "held to the same standards as local police departments" while pretending local cops aren't getting military equipment from 1033 and training from dave "killology" grossman
abolish ICE. you cannot reform this shit. they didn't sign up for "training".
abolish ICE. you cannot reform this shit. they didn't sign up for "training".
I won’t support additional funding for ICE unless we put guardrails in place to make sure ICE is better trained and actually focused on making our communities safer.
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
this is the same democrat who said ICE should be "held to the same standards as local police departments" while pretending local cops aren't getting military equipment from 1033 and training from dave "killology" grossman
abolish ICE. you cannot reform this shit. they didn't sign up for "training".
abolish ICE. you cannot reform this shit. they didn't sign up for "training".
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Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
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Just the coordination problems of getting a handful of ICE or NG to each of thousands of different locations at the same time, whether to intimidate voters or seize machines, are mind-boggling. And based on Minneapolis, I expect attempts to "intimidate" voters will have the opposite effect.
Once again asking literally anyone to think through the first-, second-, and third-order logistics of how midterm election stealing would supposedly happen
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Just the coordination problems of getting a handful of ICE or NG to each of thousands of different locations at the same time, whether to intimidate voters or seize machines, are mind-boggling. And based on Minneapolis, I expect attempts to "intimidate" voters will have the opposite effect.
Judo and Aikido on ice
Biathlon but with fencing
Biathlon but Snowboarding+Archery
Biathlon but with fencing
Biathlon but Snowboarding+Archery
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Judo and Aikido on ice
Biathlon but with fencing
Biathlon but Snowboarding+Archery
Biathlon but with fencing
Biathlon but Snowboarding+Archery
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Right.
It appears that one of the base assumptions of many boomers is that Johnson and the existing GOP majority can both 1) refuse to leave, and 2) somehow make all of the career federal employees play along like their authority continues unabated.
It appears that one of the base assumptions of many boomers is that Johnson and the existing GOP majority can both 1) refuse to leave, and 2) somehow make all of the career federal employees play along like their authority continues unabated.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Right.
It appears that one of the base assumptions of many boomers is that Johnson and the existing GOP majority can both 1) refuse to leave, and 2) somehow make all of the career federal employees play along like their authority continues unabated.
It appears that one of the base assumptions of many boomers is that Johnson and the existing GOP majority can both 1) refuse to leave, and 2) somehow make all of the career federal employees play along like their authority continues unabated.
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my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
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Sooooo, this lady is really teaching a course on how to run a scam in the book market...
Respect to the article for pointing out that there are much more efficient scams available, nowadays (screams into the void)
Respect to the article for pointing out that there are much more efficient scams available, nowadays (screams into the void)
For Some Reason, Someone Who Generates AI Slop Books Has Unmasked Herself https://gizmodo.com/for-some-reason-someone-who-generates-ai-slop-books-has-unmasked-herself-2000719325
For Some Reason, Someone Who Generates AI Slop Books Has Unmasked Herself
Someone who calls herself "Coral Hart" is telling the world all her tricks.
gizmodo.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Sooooo, this lady is really teaching a course on how to run a scam in the book market...
Respect to the article for pointing out that there are much more efficient scams available, nowadays (screams into the void)
Respect to the article for pointing out that there are much more efficient scams available, nowadays (screams into the void)
They can't have failure, so they'll lie and move on.
Remember what's his name Kirk? No not the Captain, that other guy? He did some things, dunno, no one talks about him anymore, oh well.
Remember what's his name Kirk? No not the Captain, that other guy? He did some things, dunno, no one talks about him anymore, oh well.
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
They can't have failure, so they'll lie and move on.
Remember what's his name Kirk? No not the Captain, that other guy? He did some things, dunno, no one talks about him anymore, oh well.
Remember what's his name Kirk? No not the Captain, that other guy? He did some things, dunno, no one talks about him anymore, oh well.
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@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov hiya! Californian here.
We are deeply concerned with Discord actions impacting Californians and others.
I and others will likely be reaching out via the various methods listed on your site:
oag.ca.gov/contact
We are deeply concerned with Discord actions impacting Californians and others.
I and others will likely be reaching out via the various methods listed on your site:
oag.ca.gov/contact
Contact Us
oag.ca.gov
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov hiya! Californian here.
We are deeply concerned with Discord actions impacting Californians and others.
I and others will likely be reaching out via the various methods listed on your site:
oag.ca.gov/contact
We are deeply concerned with Discord actions impacting Californians and others.
I and others will likely be reaching out via the various methods listed on your site:
oag.ca.gov/contact